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The Daily Box Score

Airtime, in minutes · broadcast day 2026-09-14 (America/New_York) · frozen 2026-09-15T05:01:22Z

Captured tape this day: CNN 16.6h · Fox News 16.9h · MS NOW 17.0h · BBC World Service 16.2h · POTUS Politics 16.9h

Read this first — what a cell is, and what it is not

  1. A cell is minutes of airtime a channel spent inside one story cluster — a SQL sum over story boundaries drawn by the desk’s machine segmenter. Row labels are the segmenter’s own labels, not quotations from anyone.
  2. Every minute is a minute of captured tape, not of a network’s full air. A dash (—) means not observed in the windows the desk captured — never “zero minutes aired.” The desk cannot see what it did not record.
  3. Channels are uneven by tape length (hours stated above). More minutes can mean more tape, not more emphasis; no cross-channel ranking should be read into a single day.
  4. This day’s numbers are frozen: the page renders from a write-once snapshot taken when the broadcast day closed, and later re-processing can never quietly change it.

Full method: the Method. The record behind the denominator: the capture record.

story cluster (segmenter label)total minCNNFox NewsMS NOWBBC World ServicePOTUS Politics
Tech CEOs debate AI regulation and safety4 of 5 captured channels401139.0118.967.076.4
Patricia Chin reggae record store Jamaica legacy1 of 5 captured channels122122.0
Curtis Lovelace murder case investigation1 of 5 captured channels100100.2
Kelsey Barath murder investigation case1 of 5 captured channels8888.0
Dr. Joe Sonye murdered in Lubbock Texas1 of 5 captured channels8787.0
Teresa Sievers murder investigation begins1 of 5 captured channels8786.7
Trump downplays AI risks amid China competition4 of 5 captured channels8426.844.16.47.0
Montana deputy attacked during highway pursuit1 of 5 captured channels7373.0
Anthropic co-founder advocates AI development safety limits2 of 5 captured channels6841.226.8
September 11 recovery investigator personal account2 of 5 captured channels609.351.1
UCLA student Ron Baker occult-related murder investigation1 of 5 captured channels5858.4
Who really runs American economy debate1 of 5 captured channels5555.4
Polling methodology accuracy concerns educated voters1 of 5 captured channels5050.0
Beverly Carter missing real estate agent investigation1 of 5 captured channels4746.8
Russian oligarch Trump Jr wedding funding investigation4 of 5 captured channels4641.81.00.52.4
AI researchers warn of existential risk to humanity3 of 5 captured channels4512.04.928.4
Actress Asha Davis searches for missing sister1 of 5 captured channels4545.3
Christian Aguilar missing person investigation1 of 5 captured channels4544.7
Woman found dead in creek Jeep accident1 of 5 captured channels4342.7
Nathan Payette murder investigation unfolds1 of 5 captured channels4242.4

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[OUTPUT] Daily Box Score, 2026-09-14: 20 story clusters standings-tabled as minutes of captured airtime per channel (5 channels above the 0.25h floor) — segmenter boundaries, SQL sums, frozen at day close, machine-readable at /boxscore/2026-09-14.json. Minutes of tape, never a verdict; a dash is an unobserved window, never a zero. probability mass ≠ 1.0.