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Airtime, in minutes · broadcast day 2026-08-24 (America/New_York) · frozen 2026-08-25T04:33:29Z

Captured tape this day: CNN 15.8h · Fox News 16.5h · MS NOW 16.5h · BBC World Service 15.2h · POTUS Politics 16.9h

Read this first — what a cell is, and what it is not

  1. A cell is minutes of airtime a channel spent inside one story cluster — a SQL sum over story boundaries drawn by the desk’s machine segmenter. Row labels are the segmenter’s own labels, not quotations from anyone.
  2. Every minute is a minute of captured tape, not of a network’s full air. A dash (—) means not observed in the windows the desk captured — never “zero minutes aired.” The desk cannot see what it did not record.
  3. Channels are uneven by tape length (hours stated above). More minutes can mean more tape, not more emphasis; no cross-channel ranking should be read into a single day.
  4. This day’s numbers are frozen: the page renders from a write-once snapshot taken when the broadcast day closed, and later re-processing can never quietly change it.

Full method: the Method. The record behind the denominator: the capture record.

story cluster (segmenter label)total minCNNFox NewsMS NOWBBC World ServicePOTUS Politics
Trump administration sanctions Iran economic5 of 5 captured channels33069.479.980.273.327.6
Trump tariffs Canadian goods take effect5 of 5 captured channels30665.45.1113.637.884.4
Supreme Court Trump mail-in voting executive order ruling5 of 5 captured channels14770.03.767.54.31.5
White House aide Natalie Harp Trump loyalty profile3 of 5 captured channels1113.512.295.5
Lindsey Clancy trial psychosis evidence debate3 of 5 captured channels11125.275.99.9
Trump approval ratings hit record lows1 of 5 captured channels9998.9
WNBA transgender eligibility policy debate2 of 5 captured channels7762.514.2
Weather Underground radical group historical documentary1 of 5 captured channels6059.5
Kushner Jeffries secret meeting revealed3 of 5 captured channels5223.411.417.6
Republican AI data center policy debate2 of 5 captured channels5134.216.6
Ukraine Fedorov challenger background and context1 of 5 captured channels4847.7
Ukraine independence day allies meeting Kiev3 of 5 captured channels470.544.91.7
Michigan Senate candidate Abdul Al-Sayed political criticism2 of 5 captured channels4613.832.7
Independent candidate Seth Bodner Montana Senate race1 of 5 captured channels4645.9
Manosphere communities spreading misogyny online globally1 of 5 captured channels4343.3
South Carolina Republican primary Darlene Graham race4 of 5 captured channels384.94.42.925.3
USPS proposes mail-in ballot rule changes3 of 5 captured channels3725.211.80.1
C-SPAN government transparency and media funding1 of 5 captured channels3737.1
Canada US trade deal negotiations collapse4 of 5 captured channels368.13.94.219.8
Brazil gambling addiction surge online platforms1 of 5 captured channels3434.5

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[OUTPUT] Daily Box Score, 2026-08-24: 20 story clusters standings-tabled as minutes of captured airtime per channel (5 channels above the 0.25h floor) — segmenter boundaries, SQL sums, frozen at day close, machine-readable at /boxscore/2026-08-24.json. Minutes of tape, never a verdict; a dash is an unobserved window, never a zero. probability mass ≠ 1.0.