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USA Today

38 audits on the record

Every sentence below was reproduced from a frozen snapshot of this masthead’s own page, at the character offset the audit records. This is what the desk has quoted from USA Today — not a verdict on it.

These numbers are not a fault score. A hard contradiction means two accounts cannot both be true; it does not say which one is wrong, and this desk does not decide. A masthead appears in these counts because it covered a contested story, which is usually a sign it was doing its job. Outlets that publish more, and get read more, appear more. Read the counts as exposure, not as error.

38audits citing this outlet
0carried a hard contradiction
17carried a framing split
10spans quoted

Quoted from this masthead

“It's a high-tech attempt at deterring crime and catching criminals, championed by its creators and some local law enforcement, who say license plate readers are a big part of the future of policing.”
August 9, 2026 · see it in context →
“A July 28 poll from the Texas Public Opinion Research showed Democratic state Rep. Gina Hinojosa trailing Republican Gov. Greg Abbott by 3 percentage points — just outside the poll's margin of error.”
August 6, 2026 · see it in context →
“RFK Jr. pushes measles vaccine and blames Fauci's COVID-19 handling”
August 3, 2026 · see it in context →
“has missed more than three dozen roll call votes in the Senate, including on key measures such as the annual defense policy bill and ending the Iran war”
July 29, 2026 · see it in context →
“The entire extreme right wing republican group in the House and Senate have completely sold their soul to the infinitely lying ex president trump”
July 28, 2026 · see it in context →
“The battle to control Congress is heating up, as Sunday marks the final 100 day stretch to Nov. 3, with Democrats leading in the polls but the outcome still in doubt after Republicans gained more from redistricting battles.”
July 26, 2026 · see it in context →
“Elon Musk says he 'got carried away' in politics, defends DOGE”
July 24, 2026 · see it in context →
“'Got carried away, frankly.' But he says he stands by the department's work.”
July 24, 2026 · see it in context →
“more than 800 Canadian wildfires rage on”
July 17, 2026 · see it in context →
“The Trump administration revoked a U.S. waiver that authorized Iran to sell oil in the open market under a memorandum of understanding with Tehran, jeopardizing the preliminary peace deal between the two countries.”
July 8, 2026 · see it in context →

Audits citing USA Today

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