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The Sponsor Ledger

Who pays for the news · cumulative capture · as of 2026-10-20

Read this first — four things, before the counts

  1. These counts are cumulative across 5394 capture sessions — every ad break the desk has logged on three channels, accreting as the recorder runs. Capture was not continuous: each channel’s counts are counts of its captured hours (stated per channel below), not of the network’s full air. Still not a representative sample of any network’s ad economics.
  2. The counts are uneven by tape length (CNN 35522 ad blocks, MS NOW 23006, Fox News 33233). No cross-channel ranking should be read into these numbers; a bigger count here is more captured hours, not a finding about a network.
  3. Categorization is automated — each ad is machine-labeled, so a category line is a rough cut, not a hand-audited taxonomy.
  4. The desk reports what aired and who paid for it: ad-load, category mix, top advertisers, and the ad copy itself. These are counts and shares — never a verdict on the networks.

Full method: the Method.

91761ad blocks logged across three channels over 4850 captured hours (5394 sessions, not continuous). Each figure below is a count or a share of that tape — what aired and who bought it — never a charge against the channel it ran on.

Most of the desk’s beat is the coverage. This rail is simpler and more mechanical: it counts the ad breaks and who bought them. For each channel it logs how much of the airtime was advertising, which categories of advertiser showed up most, and who ran the most spots — then it prints the ad copy so the count is something a reader can check, not something the desk asserts. It follows the money and stops there; what a reader makes of who is paying is their own.

CNN

Counts below are over 1602.2 captured hours across 2059 sessions — capture was not continuous.

30%of program+ad time was ads
19860.3ad minutes
47285.5program minutes
35522ad blocks logged (n)

Category mix · airings by category

legal5199insurance3962pharma2921financial2791food1899auto1506streaming1429software1327charity832

Top advertisers · airings over 1602.2 captured hours

AdvertiserCategoryAirings
Ethosinsurance1125
Optima Tax Relieflegal1001
Tax Relief Advocateslegal950
Wesley Financial Grouplegal826
Rampstreaming768
Happy Vikingfood550

MS NOW

Counts below are over 1616.6 captured hours across 1793 sessions — capture was not continuous.

19%of program+ad time was ads
12935.9ad minutes
54894.8program minutes
23006ad blocks logged (n)

Category mix · airings by category

legal3469insurance2416financial1910pharma1693food1162streaming916auto865education824software659

Top advertisers · airings over 1616.6 captured hours

AdvertiserCategoryAirings
Ethosinsurance948
Wesley Financial Grouplegal832
Optima Tax Relieflegal471
Tax Relief Advocateslegal460
Legal Tax Defenselegal456
Happy Vikingfood395

Fox News

Counts below are over 1630.7 captured hours across 1542 sessions — capture was not continuous.

28%of program+ad time was ads
18943.8ad minutes
48584.2program minutes
33233ad blocks logged (n)

Category mix · airings by category

legal4228pharma3349insurance3322financial2770food1431auto1263streaming1150software1037charity721

Top advertisers · airings over 1630.7 captured hours

AdvertiserCategoryAirings
Tax Relief Advocateslegal937
Ethosinsurance915
Rush Tax Resolutiontax796
Optima Tax Relieflegal680
Wesley Financial Grouplegal625
Power Sales Universitybusiness training490

The receipts

A short verbatim line from the top advertisers’ own ad copy, pulled from the transcript the desk logged. This is what “the desk counts what actually aired” means in practice — the receipt is the ad itself.

“Hey, I'm Mike Slater.”

Ethos insurance 3384 airings

“They tell you to be afraid, to be scared, and they try to frighten you into calling.”

Tax Relief Advocates legal 2717 airings

“Calls select quote at 1-800-242-3311 for your free quote today.”

Wesley Financial Group legal 2347 airings

“The IRS finally caught up with Louis.”

Optima Tax Relief legal 2219 airings

“Paid for by AWKOLaw.”

Ramp software 1802 airings

[OUTPUT] Sponsor Ledger: 91761 ad blocks logged across 3 channels over 4850 captured hours (5394 sessions, not continuous) — per channel, ad-load (ad vs program minutes), category mix by airings, and top named advertisers, with verbatim ad-copy receipts. Cumulative captured tape, not continuous and not a network’s ad economics; counts, never a verdict. probability mass ≠ 1.0.