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The Sponsor Ledger

Who pays for the news · cumulative capture · as of 2026-10-08

Read this first — four things, before the counts

  1. These counts are cumulative across 4723 capture sessions — every ad break the desk has logged on three channels, accreting as the recorder runs. Capture was not continuous: each channel’s counts are counts of its captured hours (stated per channel below), not of the network’s full air. Still not a representative sample of any network’s ad economics.
  2. The counts are uneven by tape length (CNN 30291 ad blocks, MS NOW 18719, Fox News 28273). No cross-channel ranking should be read into these numbers; a bigger count here is more captured hours, not a finding about a network.
  3. Categorization is automated — each ad is machine-labeled, so a category line is a rough cut, not a hand-audited taxonomy.
  4. The desk reports what aired and who paid for it: ad-load, category mix, top advertisers, and the ad copy itself. These are counts and shares — never a verdict on the networks.

Full method: the Method.

77283ad blocks logged across three channels over 4258 captured hours (4723 sessions, not continuous). Each figure below is a count or a share of that tape — what aired and who bought it — never a charge against the channel it ran on.

Most of the desk’s beat is the coverage. This rail is simpler and more mechanical: it counts the ad breaks and who bought them. For each channel it logs how much of the airtime was advertising, which categories of advertiser showed up most, and who ran the most spots — then it prints the ad copy so the count is something a reader can check, not something the desk asserts. It follows the money and stops there; what a reader makes of who is paying is their own.

CNN

Counts below are over 1405.1 captured hours across 1811 sessions — capture was not continuous.

30%of program+ad time was ads
16948.9ad minutes
40446.3program minutes
30291ad blocks logged (n)

Category mix · airings by category

legal4213insurance3442pharma2626financial2434food1672auto1238streaming1208software1104charity727

Top advertisers · airings over 1405.1 captured hours

AdvertiserCategoryAirings
Ethosinsurance946
Optima Tax Relieflegal853
Tax Relief Advocateslegal795
Wesley Financial Grouplegal695
Rampstreaming660
Namponspharma513

MS NOW

Counts below are over 1419.5 captured hours across 1540 sessions — capture was not continuous.

18%of program+ad time was ads
10550.8ad minutes
47540.2program minutes
18719ad blocks logged (n)

Category mix · airings by category

legal2663insurance1969financial1597pharma1365food936streaming779education750auto706gaming597

Top advertisers · airings over 1419.5 captured hours

AdvertiserCategoryAirings
Ethosinsurance778
Wesley Financial Grouplegal688
Legal Tax Defenselegal387
University of Maryland Global Campuseducation375
Chumba Casinogaming364
Optima Tax Relieflegal364

Fox News

Counts below are over 1433.4 captured hours across 1372 sessions — capture was not continuous.

28%of program+ad time was ads
16134.6ad minutes
41651.9program minutes
28273ad blocks logged (n)

Category mix · airings by category

legal3463pharma2920insurance2847financial2392food1259auto1069streaming973software843charity606

Top advertisers · airings over 1433.4 captured hours

AdvertiserCategoryAirings
Ethosinsurance768
Tax Relief Advocateslegal768
Rush Tax Resolutiontax651
Optima Tax Relieflegal570
Wesley Financial Grouplegal516
Power Sales Universitybusiness training446

The receipts

A short verbatim line from the top advertisers’ own ad copy, pulled from the transcript the desk logged. This is what “the desk counts what actually aired” means in practice — the receipt is the ad itself.

“Hey, I'm Mike Slater.”

Ethos insurance 2830 airings

“They tell you to be afraid, to be scared, and they try to frighten you into calling.”

Tax Relief Advocates legal 2281 airings

“Hi, I'm Chuck McDowell, the timeshare cancellation guy and founder of Wesley Financial Group.”

Wesley Financial Group legal 1951 airings

“The IRS finally caught up with Louis.”

Optima Tax Relief legal 1848 airings

“One report is still incomplete because you're waiting on one last receipt.”

Ramp streaming 1459 airings

[OUTPUT] Sponsor Ledger: 77283 ad blocks logged across 3 channels over 4258 captured hours (4723 sessions, not continuous) — per channel, ad-load (ad vs program minutes), category mix by airings, and top named advertisers, with verbatim ad-copy receipts. Cumulative captured tape, not continuous and not a network’s ad economics; counts, never a verdict. probability mass ≠ 1.0.