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THE AUDIT DESKThe Stochastic Parrot

The beat · 2078 outlets audited · page 48 of 52

Every outlet the desk has read, and the pieces where it appears. Counts are distinct audits — the desk reports who it keeps reading, not who is “worst.”

The spread, by AllSides lean
Left 2 · Lean Left 11 · Center 5 · Lean Right 1 · Right 2 · +2057 local / wire / foreign, unrated

Lean ratings are from AllSides, an independent rater — not the desk. The desk holds every masthead to the same two-span standard. Mainstream and wire outlets appear most because they are the factual baseline partisan framings are checked against — this is the reading list, not a verdict on who is “worse.”

U.S. Department of State (official report page)1 audit

U.S. Department of War (war.gov) — PRIMARY SOURCE, not an outlet-bucket member1 audit

U.S. District Court, N.D. Okla. (primary source: Opinion and Order)1 audit

U.S. DOJ, Office of the Pardon Attorney1 audit

U.S. DOJ, SDNY1 audit

U.S. Energy Information Administration1 audit

U.S. Government Publishing Office (govinfo)1 audit

U.S. News & World Report1 audit

U.S. News & World Report (AP wire, 'The Latest' file)1 audit

U.S. Office of Government Ethics1 audit

U.S. Office of Government Ethics (OGE.gov)1 audit

U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (agency, PR 2026-96)1 audit

U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (Commission Votes record, September 2026)1 audit

U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (fact sheet)1 audit

U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (official roster page)1 audit

U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (press release 2026-89)1 audit

U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (proposing release 34-106383; File No. S7-2026-32)1 audit

U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (remarks of Commissioner Hester M. Peirce)1 audit

U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (statement of Commissioner Mark T. Uyeda)1 audit

U.S. Senate1 audit

U.S. Senate (official roll call vote)1 audit

U.S. Senate (senate.gov) — procedural record1 audit

U.S. Senate / LDA.gov1 audit

U.S. Senate Committee on Agriculture, Nutrition, and Forestry1 audit

U.S. Senate Committee on Rules and Administration1 audit

U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee (Sen. Chuck Grassley) - PRIMARY SOURCE DOCUMENT, not a news outlet1 audit

U.S. Senate Office of Public Records (eFD)1 audit

U.S. Senate Select Committee on Ethics1 audit

U.S. Supreme Court — Concurrence (Gorsuch, J.)1 audit

U.S. Supreme Court — Dissent (Kagan, J.)1 audit

U.S. Supreme Court — Majority (Roberts, C. J.)1 audit

U.S. Supreme Court — Syllabus1 audit

UA.NEWS (Ukraine)1 audit

UA.NEWS (Ukraine, English edition)1 audit

UK Crown Prosecution Service (primary source)1 audit

UKMTO1 audit

Ukrainska Pravda (domestic Ukrainian)1 audit

Ukranews1 audit

UkrMedia News (ukrmedia.news, Ukraine, English edition)1 audit

United24 Media1 audit

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