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The Daily Cartoon: two legs

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Editorial cartoon at a Buc-ee's barbecue counter. Texas Governor Greg Abbott, in his wheelchair wearing a Buc-ee's Brisket cap, chops a beef brisket with a knife in each hand, looking startled and alarmed. A cheering crowd in cowboy hats and red Buc-ee's shirts is behind him. In the foreground a small child in a cowboy hat orders, with a speech balloon reading: I'LL HAVE TWO LEGS.
Editorial cartoon at a Buc-ee's barbecue counter. Texas Governor Greg Abbott, in his wheelchair wearing a Buc-ee's Brisket cap, chops a beef brisket with a knife in each hand, looking startled and alarmed. A cheering crowd in cowboy hats and red Buc-ee's shirts is behind him. In the foreground a small child in a cowboy hat orders, with a speech balloon reading: I'LL HAVE TWO LEGS. Drawn to the desk editor’s direction · rendered with gpt-image-2 on fal.ai
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