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The Daily Cartoon: All By Myself

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Editorial cartoon. A grinning Baby Boomer in a neon 1980s ski suit, labeled BOOMER, skis to the bottom of a mountain saying: I did it all by myself. Face-down in the snow along his ski tracks behind him lie three wiped-out younger people labeled GEN X, MILLENNIAL and GEN Z. Far up the slope, under the chairlift, a long single-file line of skeletons in period dress climbs toward the summit carrying a sled, each labeled with its generation from PURITAN at the bottom up through AWAKENING, REPUBLICAN, COMPROMISE, TRANSCENDENTAL, GILDED, PROGRESSIVE, MISSIONARY, LOST and SILENT to GREATEST at the top.
Editorial cartoon. A grinning Baby Boomer in a neon 1980s ski suit, labeled BOOMER, skis to the bottom of a mountain saying: I did it all by myself. Face-down in the snow along his ski tracks behind him lie three wiped-out younger people labeled GEN X, MILLENNIAL and GEN Z. Far up the slope, under the chairlift, a long single-file line of skeletons in period dress climbs toward the summit carrying a sled, each labeled with its generation from PURITAN at the bottom up through AWAKENING, REPUBLICAN, COMPROMISE, TRANSCENDENTAL, GILDED, PROGRESSIVE, MISSIONARY, LOST and SILENT to GREATEST at the top. Drawn to the desk editor’s direction · rendered with gpt-image-2 on fal.ai
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