The Daily Comic: The Scenic Route. A rusted, dented DeLorean time machine with a cracked windshield, luggage roped to its roof and coffee cups stacked to the windows rolls into a city street in 2026, under a giant billboard reading PRESIDENT BIFF beside a smug bully with an enormous swept blond combover. An ancient Doc Brown in the passenger seat holds up a time readout showing 1985, 1985 and 2026 and says, We never hit 88, Marty. A gray-haired Marty at the wheel, still in his orange vest, answers, I guess it was the scenic route, Doc. Drawn to the desk editor’s direction · rendered with gpt-image-2 on fal.ai
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