Tuesday, September 1, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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Frozen corpus · 6 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for A forecasting model got a real dataset, a real reversal, and a real coin-flip baseline to beat. It lost to yesterday on this desk's own traffic, crushed a weekly baseline that did not apply, and at the one moment a forecast would have mattered, it did worse than a ruler. — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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