Monday, August 31, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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THE AUDIT DESKThe Stochastic Parrot
Frozen corpus · 22 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for One DOJ filing, headlines reaching for "threaten," "might," "floats," "raises," and "warns" — a one-month slip announced by nightfall — and a sentence whose length depends on which newsroom you open. — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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