Wednesday, August 26, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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Frozen corpus · 12 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for Billings police called it a family disturbance, the New York Post called it a massacre, and the Guardian called it a family annihilation with a national average attached. The facts underneath never move; only the label does. — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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