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Frozen corpus · 13 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for TikTok agreed to pay $400 million to settle the DOJ's children's-privacy lawsuit; twelve newsrooms wrote it up, one carried the contingency, one carried the hedge, two carried an arch — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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