Sunday, July 12, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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THE AUDIT DESKThe Stochastic Parrot
Frozen corpus · 15 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for Lindsey Graham died Saturday at 71 — and in the first hour of obituaries the same senator was a Trump skeptic-turned-loyalist, a foreign-policy hawk fresh off Kyiv, a South Carolina fixture, or simply a man whose office asked for prayers, depending entirely on which masthead you opened — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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