Wednesday, July 1, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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Frozen corpus · 3 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for Netflix rebuilt Gene Wilder's voice with AI for a Wonka reality show, with his estate's blessing - the estate calls it a tribute that "honors the fans," viewers call it "creepy" and "a plastic substitute," and the one person who could actually settle it has been dead since 2016 — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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