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34 audits on the record

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These numbers are not a fault score. A hard contradiction means two accounts cannot both be true; it does not say which one is wrong, and this desk does not decide. A masthead appears in these counts because it covered a contested story, which is usually a sign it was doing its job. Outlets that publish more, and get read more, appear more. Read the counts as exposure, not as error.

34audits citing this outlet
3carried a hard contradiction
13carried a framing split
33spans quoted

Quoted from this masthead

“The push to oust Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is gaining momentum, with Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries, who is poised to become House speaker in January, saying he's a "hard yes" on an impeachment resolution slated to come up for a vote as soon as this week.”
November 9, 2026 · see it in context →
“President Trump on Thursday declared the Oval Office a national monument, a move that protects his extensive renovations to the historic room from being undone by his successors.”
November 6, 2026 · see it in context →
“The Press is trying to convince everyone that this Ad is bad, because it's so good!”
October 26, 2026 · see it in context →
“As a result, 41,000 residents left the state, taking $4.2 billion in tax revenue with them. Seventy percent of those who left came from the top tax bracket.”
October 25, 2026 · see it in context →
“As a result, 41,000 residents left the state, taking $4.2 billion in tax revenue with them. Seventy percent of those who left came from the top tax bracket.”
October 25, 2026 · see it in context →
“Republican National Committee Chair Joe Gruters pitched the Trump-led turnout strategy to GOP donors at a Friday dinner fundraiser at Mr. Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate”
October 18, 2026 · see it in context →
“now it is right at a dead-even race. So this is as tight as ticks, as we say in South Carolina.”
October 4, 2026 · see it in context →
“Its 94 pages charged 15 anarchists with a criminal conspiracy to impede ICE from January to June.”
October 4, 2026 · see it in context →
“They organize on a network of Signal group chats. They assign protesters various missions based on their growing database of ICE officers and vehicles.”
October 4, 2026 · see it in context →
“throwing ice chunks, rocks and water bottles at law enforcement officers.”
October 4, 2026 · see it in context →
“position themselves as cautious market leaders, just when they need fresh capital before going public on Wall Street”
September 29, 2026 · see it in context →
“the new standards would set the industry fleetwide average for light-duty vehicles at roughly 34.5 miles per gallon in the 2031 model year”
September 29, 2026 · see it in context →

Audits citing Washington Times

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