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The Times of London

3 audits on the record

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These numbers are not a fault score. A hard contradiction means two accounts cannot both be true; it does not say which one is wrong, and this desk does not decide. A masthead appears in these counts because it covered a contested story, which is usually a sign it was doing its job. Outlets that publish more, and get read more, appear more. Read the counts as exposure, not as error.

3audits citing this outlet
0carried a hard contradiction
0carried a framing split
2spans quoted

Quoted from this masthead

“The US Secret Service has seen a dramatic increase in applications in the wake of assassination attempts on President Trump, which former leaders attribute to 'a growing sense of patriotism'.”
July 24, 2026 · see it in context →
“Elon Musk: UK faces reckoning ... but I haven't visited for years”
July 24, 2026 · see it in context →

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