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3audits citing this outlet
1carried a hard contradiction
1carried a framing split
4spans quoted

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“Therefore, and based on the fact that it is too late to cancel, I have instructed Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, to substantially reduce the Joint Military Exercises!”
August 17, 2026 · see it in context →
“Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth”
August 17, 2026 · see it in context →
“more than $67 billion for the Defense Department”
June 25, 2026 · see it in context →
“the total cost of the war had risen to about $29 billion”
June 25, 2026 · see it in context →

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