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Roll Call

91 audits on the record

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91audits citing this outlet
2carried a hard contradiction
42carried a framing split
51spans quoted

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“Two gubernatorial races remain uncalled by the AP: Kansas, where Democratic state Sen. Cindy Holscher is narrowly ahead of Republican state Senate President Ty Masterson, and Alaska, where Democratic former state Rep. Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins is just below the 50 percent threshold to win the election outright.”
November 13, 2026 · see it in context →
“As Democrats continue their victory lap after their big wins on election night, outside groups and incoming freshmen are already turning up the pressure — and laying out competing visions of what the next two years should look like.”
November 6, 2026 · see it in context →
“Not all the new incoming members say they will support the 75-year-old, and some have called for new blood. But so far, no formidable opponent has emerged.”
November 5, 2026 · see it in context →
“I could have won the Vietnam War in a week, you know.”
November 2, 2026 · see it in context →
“Agent Orange, they drop it in the forest for years and years and years, instead of going after Ho Chi Minh City and the different places.”
November 2, 2026 · see it in context →
“I would have won that war in one week.”
November 2, 2026 · see it in context →
“And I'm sitting there in the emergency room, and there are, like, nine different translators for nine different languages, while I'm worried about a medical problem that my son has.”
November 1, 2026 · see it in context →
“And I'm just thinking to myself, how about if everybody spoke English and we could hire more doctors and less translators in our country?”
November 1, 2026 · see it in context →
“The ruling from Judge James Boasberg of the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia would require the Justice Department to disclose other states, beyond California and Washington, it has sent such demands to since July.”
October 30, 2026 · see it in context →
“Initially viewed as among the nation's most competitive, the race appears to be slipping from the GOP's grasp.”
October 23, 2026 · see it in context →
“We have a lot of information about Hillary. We have a lot of information about Barack Hussein Obama. We have a lot of information on Sleepy Joe Biden.”
October 16, 2026 · see it in context →
“They want to mutilate, cut your children.”
October 16, 2026 · see it in context →

Audits citing Roll Call

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