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3audits citing this outlet
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1carried a framing split
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“Palantir, of course, is right-wing Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel's notorious data firm explicitly named after an all-seeing orb in The Lord of the Rings that a godlike being of pure evil, Sauron, uses to spy on enemies and gaslight elves.”
October 3, 2026 · see it in context →
“The Palantir-built ICM is used by HSI to track case files and has won nearly $126 million in government contracts to maintain and expand it since 2022 alone, according to Wired, including $30 million to develop "ImmigrationOS."”
October 3, 2026 · see it in context →
“the mission to kidnap Venezuela's president Nicolas Maduro”
October 2, 2026 · see it in context →
“Elon Musk Melts Down Over Perfectly Normal Questions in Wild New Interview”
July 24, 2026 · see it in context →
“the so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE)”
July 24, 2026 · see it in context →
“his often fascist and sometimes incoherent worldview”
July 24, 2026 · see it in context →

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