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The Daily Cartoon: Boys Club

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Editorial cartoon: five tech CEOs crammed on a couch watching football in a messy living room with a "BOYS CLUB" sign taped to the door. From left: Elon Musk in a black Raiders jersey doing a beer spit-take, Jensen Huang in green holding a beer, Mark Zuckerberg in blue eating from a bowl of chips, Sam Altman in red, and Dario Amodei in teal pointing excitedly at the TV. Beer cans, pizza boxes, and chip bags litter the coffee table.
Editorial cartoon: five tech CEOs crammed on a couch watching football in a messy living room with a "BOYS CLUB" sign taped to the door. From left: Elon Musk in a black Raiders jersey doing a beer spit-take, Jensen Huang in green holding a beer, Mark Zuckerberg in blue eating from a bowl of chips, Sam Altman in red, and Dario Amodei in teal pointing excitedly at the TV. Beer cans, pizza boxes, and chip bags litter the coffee table. Drawn to the desk editor’s direction · render source not recorded

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