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The Daily Cartoon: Payable in November

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A grimy, cluttered pawn shop. Donald Trump, sweaty, cigar in mouth, a jeweler's loupe in one eye, holds up a paper ballot a customer has brought in and says: "Five grand. Payable in November — if Republicans win." The customer, a tired everyman in a ball cap with his arms crossed, replies: "Pay it now. Or I vote Democrat."
A grimy, cluttered pawn shop. Donald Trump, sweaty, cigar in mouth, a jeweler's loupe in one eye, holds up a paper ballot a customer has brought in and says: "Five grand. Payable in November — if Republicans win." The customer, a tired everyman in a ball cap with his arms crossed, replies: "Pay it now. Or I vote Democrat." Drawn to the desk editor’s direction · rendered with gpt-image-2 on fal.ai

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