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The Daily Cartoon: One Half or One Third?

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Editorial cartoon: a scarlet macaw parrot in a red-and-white striped apron and paper hat stands behind a pizza-parlor counter, holding two plates. One plate holds a single undivided half of a pizza. The other holds two slices that together make a third of a pizza, visibly less than the half. The parrot asks: Would you like one half or one third? An elderly gray-haired man with glasses squints hard comparing the two plates and asks: Which is bigger?
Editorial cartoon: a scarlet macaw parrot in a red-and-white striped apron and paper hat stands behind a pizza-parlor counter, holding two plates. One plate holds a single undivided half of a pizza. The other holds two slices that together make a third of a pizza, visibly less than the half. The parrot asks: Would you like one half or one third? An elderly gray-haired man with glasses squints hard comparing the two plates and asks: Which is bigger? Drawn to the desk editor’s direction · render source not recorded

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