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The Daily Box Score

Airtime, in minutes · broadcast day 2026-08-04 (America/New_York) · frozen 2026-08-05T04:56:28Z

Captured tape this day: CNN 3.7h · Fox News 4.2h · MS NOW 3.9h · BBC World Service 3.4h · POTUS Politics 4.3h

Read this first — what a cell is, and what it is not

  1. A cell is minutes of airtime a channel spent inside one story cluster — a SQL sum over story boundaries drawn by the desk’s machine segmenter. Row labels are the segmenter’s own labels, not quotations from anyone.
  2. Every minute is a minute of captured tape, not of a network’s full air. A dash (—) means not observed in the windows the desk captured — never “zero minutes aired.” The desk cannot see what it did not record.
  3. Channels are uneven by tape length (hours stated above). More minutes can mean more tape, not more emphasis; no cross-channel ranking should be read into a single day.
  4. This day’s numbers are frozen: the page renders from a write-once snapshot taken when the broadcast day closed, and later re-processing can never quietly change it.

Full method: the Method. The record behind the denominator: the capture record.

story cluster (segmenter label)total minCNNFox NewsMS NOWBBC World ServicePOTUS Politics
Todd Blanche nomination advances as attorney general4 of 5 captured channels13439.116.576.72.1
Michigan Democratic primary election day voting August 20264 of 5 captured channels9329.036.424.92.8
Charges dropped in Lincoln Memorial vandalism case3 of 5 captured channels603.820.935.6
Morocco migration crisis at Spanish Ceuta border3 of 5 captured channels443.740.50.2
Alison Stone child actor memoir journey story1 of 5 captured channels4040.0
Trump populism extremism politics media coverage1 of 5 captured channels3838.2
Western wildfires spread smoke across US coast3 of 5 captured channels3225.93.23.4
Stock market gains amid recession uncertainty1 of 5 captured channels2828.5
US military buildup pressures Iran negotiations4 of 5 captured channels289.69.72.86.4
Political crisis and civil discourse breakdown1 of 5 captured channels2726.7
Trump administration negotiates Iran nuclear deal5 of 5 captured channels253.214.04.21.92.1
Justice Department reflecting pool renovation scandal3 of 5 captured channels2418.92.13.4
Skate park design trend transforming urban spaces1 of 5 captured channels2221.9
European air conditioner shortage during heatwaves1 of 5 captured channels1919.4
Ukraine attacks Russian logistics and oil infrastructure3 of 5 captured channels194.913.60.4
COVID origins lab leak and Fauci role investigation4 of 5 captured channels161.40.79.84.0
Trump pressures Ohio congressman Max Miller to withdraw1 of 5 captured channels1515.2
Election integrity non-citizen voting ballot security1 of 5 captured channels1413.7
Bronx boy killed in bodega shooting incident1 of 5 captured channels1313.2
Washington State wildfires arson suspect charged3 of 5 captured channels136.35.31.5

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[OUTPUT] Daily Box Score, 2026-08-04: 20 story clusters standings-tabled as minutes of captured airtime per channel (5 channels above the 0.25h floor) — segmenter boundaries, SQL sums, frozen at day close, machine-readable at /boxscore/2026-08-04.json. Minutes of tape, never a verdict; a dash is an unobserved window, never a zero. probability mass ≠ 1.0.