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The Daily Box Score

Airtime, in minutes · broadcast day 2026-07-22 (America/New_York) · frozen 2026-07-23T04:29:53Z

Captured tape this day: CNN 12.1h · Fox News 12.7h · MS NOW 12.6h · BBC World Service 12.1h · POTUS Politics 12.4h

Read this first — what a cell is, and what it is not

  1. A cell is minutes of airtime a channel spent inside one story cluster — a SQL sum over story boundaries drawn by the desk’s machine segmenter. Row labels are the segmenter’s own labels, not quotations from anyone.
  2. Every minute is a minute of captured tape, not of a network’s full air. A dash (—) means not observed in the windows the desk captured — never “zero minutes aired.” The desk cannot see what it did not record.
  3. Channels are uneven by tape length (hours stated above). More minutes can mean more tape, not more emphasis; no cross-channel ranking should be read into a single day.
  4. This day’s numbers are frozen: the page renders from a write-once snapshot taken when the broadcast day closed, and later re-processing can never quietly change it.

Full method: the Method. The record behind the denominator: the capture record.

story cluster (segmenter label)total minCNNFox NewsMS NOWBBC World ServicePOTUS Politics
Iran US tit-for-tat military strikes5 of 5 captured channels6516.517.34.925.21.1
US Israel combat operations against Iran1 of 5 captured channels3636.4
Israel Palestine conflict historical analysis perspectives1 of 5 captured channels2524.7
Casey Donovan wins Australian Idol competition1 of 5 captured channels2322.8
US escalates military strikes on Iran3 of 5 captured channels228.57.36.6
NYC Mayor Adams Netanyahu ICC arrest warrant1 of 5 captured channels2221.5
Investigation continues into Nolan Wells drowning2 of 5 captured channels183.314.6
Netanyahu ICC arrest warrant controversy3 of 5 captured channels1810.90.66.0
Democratic Party moderate progressive faction debate2 of 5 captured channels164.012.4
Pentagon requests emergency funding war operations3 of 5 captured channels168.43.63.7
Illegal immigration voting eligibility debate1 of 5 captured channels1615.8
New Jersey voting glitch non-citizen ballots4 of 5 captured channels145.36.10.82.1
Online catfishing and romantic deception schemes1 of 5 captured channels1414.1
SAVE Act immigration defense spending bill proposal3 of 5 captured channels140.96.46.3
Arizona primary elections Republican Democratic races4 of 5 captured channels145.07.21.10.3
Ukraine military leadership structure reshaping1 of 5 captured channels1111.2
Trump administration nuclear deal Saudi Arabia4 of 5 captured channels116.70.41.12.4
Middle East waterway control and toll precedent2 of 5 captured channels109.90.2
ICE immigration enforcement operations New York City2 of 5 captured channels96.23.1
Cost of living midterm election priorities2 of 5 captured channels91.28.0

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[OUTPUT] Daily Box Score, 2026-07-22: 20 story clusters standings-tabled as minutes of captured airtime per channel (5 channels above the 0.25h floor) — segmenter boundaries, SQL sums, frozen at day close, machine-readable at /boxscore/2026-07-22.json. Minutes of tape, never a verdict; a dash is an unobserved window, never a zero. probability mass ≠ 1.0.