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Archived Hot Dog Menus: Listed Same-Dish Prices Beat Restaurant CPI at 5 of 7 Places

The desk put seven predictions about restaurant hot dogs in a file that, by its own account, was written before the study's results were read. It then compared the listed prices of 19 same-item pairs at 7 restaurants on archived AllMenus delivery-menu pages, captured between 2016 and 2025, with the BLS index for food away from home. Five of the seven restaurants' listed prices rose faster than that index and two did not move; the median across the seven was a 28.6 percent rise in listed price against a 27.4 percent rise in the index. The predicted levels did not appear as medians: the median of all dog items on the latest captures was $7.15 against a predicted $12, and across 20 restaurants the median cheapest listed dog went from $3.92 to $5.17 against a predicted $8 to $10. One restaurant's archived menu is identical five years apart, and the sample cannot confirm or refute the $12.50 loaded build it was asked about. It says nothing about recessions.

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  • Of 7 restaurants with same-item pairs, 5 repriced faster than the food-away-from-home index and 2 did not move; median listed rise 28.6% vs 27.4% for the index.
  • Dropping The Kitchen Sink, whose 2020 and 2025 captures render as the same 311-item menu, leaves 6 restaurants at a 46.2% median rise against 24.2% for the index.
  • Across 20 restaurants the mean listed dog price rose $2.55: $0.62 (24%) from exact matches repriced and $1.93 from listings that did not match between the two ends.
  • The median cheapest listed dog went from $3.92 to $5.17, a 41% rise against 21.2% for the index, with two restaurants showing declines of 74% and 64% on non-matching items.
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TL;DR

A study compared archived delivery-menu prices for hot dogs against the federal index for food away from home. At 5 of 7 restaurants, the listed price of the same hot dog rose faster than the index; at 2, it did not change. Predicted price levels did not appear: the median hot dog price was $7.15, not $12. The evidence on whether hot dogs got fancier is mixed, and the study says nothing about recessions.

The charge

In February 2025, a TikTok creator said that fancy restaurants doing things with hot dogs is a sign that a recession is coming, and The Daily Dot wrote it up. The Daily Dot reported that the creator "claims an impending recession can be spotted by looking at high-end restaurant and bakery menus." The article quoted the creator: "See what they all have in common right now. They're doing things with hotdogs,"

The article gave two examples. The Daily Dot: "Milk Bar's hot dog menu item—dubbed the Hot Dog Bomb—is a part of the chain's Chicago opening celebration" And: "One says they purchased a $39 caviar hotdog from The Bar Room at the Museum of Modern Art in New York, N.Y."

Neither example is a price history. A recession signal would need the same kind of menu, measured over time, set against what everything else cost. The study described here does not test a recession signal from menus. It asked a narrower question: are restaurant hot dogs fancier and dearer than a decade ago, and are they rising faster than inflation?

The audit

Before reading results, the researchers wrote down predictions in a file with the rule: "Written 2026-10-05T21:05:47Z at Mike's direction. Do not edit after results are read; append amendments below with a date."

The main prediction, from Mike, the editor who assigned the study: "In 2016 hot dogs on restaurant menus were mostly plain builds (mustard and ketchup, a Chicago dog, relish) at about $3, maybe $4. Now they are loaded builds (e.g. macaroni and cheese, hot sauce, bacon) at about $12.50. So: the hot dog got much fancier AND much more expensive, probably faster than inflation."

The file carried cautions: "CAUTION written in advance: in non-budget sit-down restaurants the 2016 price may already have been well above $4, or the item may not have been on the menu." An amendment added: "Mike: the loaded builds (a mac-and-cheese dog; a jalapeno and cream cheese dog with chili oil) priced around $12.50 mean that a regular hot dog now costs about $8, $9 or $10." It also noted: "Mike's $8-10 and $3-4 figures are recollections, not data; the study reports what the menus show."

A first design, a random sample of 36 restaurant websites across New York, Chicago and Houston, failed. As the report put it: "Bottom line: the random 36-restaurant pilot produced ZERO matched hot-dog pairs." A live-menu screen found "11 had a priced hot-dog line -> 2.1% (NYC 5/147, Chicago 4/210, Houston 2/157)".

The study was rebuilt around a Hugging Face dataset of menu items scraped from AllMenus.com, a delivery-menu aggregator, covering restaurants in New York, Chicago, Boston, San Francisco and Austin. The dataset has no date. As the results noted: "Time stamps: the dataset has no date (uploaded Feb 2024); 'now' means the latest Wayback snapshot (often 2024-2026) and the dataset snapshot, not necessarily today."

From 1,930 restaurant pages that survived exclusions, 137 listed a hot dog. A seeded random draw of 150 more made 274 restaurants in total. Checking the Wayback Machine, 20 restaurants had a priced hot dog at two ends at least four years apart, and 7 had the same item, with the same name and description, priced at both ends. Those 7 restaurants gave 19 matched item pairs.

The archived pages show the range. At Mr. Greek Gyros in Chicago, a Vienna Beef hot dog went from $3.49 in June 2016 to $5.35 in June 2021. At Plush Pup in Chicago, a char-grilled dog went from $2.25 in 2016 to $6.25 in 2023, a 178 percent rise against 34 percent for the index, the largest in the set. At The Kitchen Sink in New York, an order of two Hawaiian dogs was $12.50 in 2020 and $12.50 in 2025.

That flat New York price carries a flag. The two Kitchen Sink captures render as the same 311-item menu, matching line for line. Five of the 19 pairs, and five of the six pairs with no price change, come from this page, which either did not change in five years or was not updated by the aggregator. The study cannot tell which.

Counted pair by pair against the BLS consumer price index for food away from home, the median hot dog price rose 43.5 percent against 30.2 for the index, and 11 of the 19 pairs beat it. Clustering by restaurant, one value per restaurant: "n=7, median hot dog change 28.57%, median CPI FAFH over the same pairs 27.4%, share lagging 2/7." That is the headline count: five restaurants repriced faster than the index and two, SoHo Park and The Kitchen Sink, did not move. SoHo Park kept a grilled kosher hot dog at $3.50 from July 2016 to March 2025, while the index rose 43.8 percent.

The result is sensitive to one restaurant. Dropping The Kitchen Sink leaves 6 restaurants and 14 pairs, with a restaurant-level median change of 46.2 percent against 24.2 for the index, and 5 of 6 above it. The median can be read as about the index with the stale page included, or well above it with the page excluded. The study declined to choose between them on seven restaurants.

The predictions came out mixed. P1, a rise to about $12, was not supported: the median of 22 dog items on the latest captures was $7.15, though two items cost more than $12. P2, rising faster than the index, was supported tentatively. P3, that most of the rise comes from a change in what is sold, met the study's counting rule but is not established, because a renaming counts as a change. Stanley's Grill sold a Hot Dog at $3.90 in 2016 and a Hot Dog with Fries at $4.99 in 2021 with nearly the same toppings, and the pair was missed on name and description. Brooklyn Diner's 2016 Famous Hot Dog at $21.75 became a 15-Bite All-Beef Frankfurter at $21.95 in 2022, with the same sauerkraut and fries.

P4, that hot dogs got fancier, was mixed. Description length rose at 8 of 20 restaurants and fell at 7. No sign test came near significance. P6, the cheapest dog rising to $8 to $10, was not supported on level: the median entry price went from $3.92 to $5.17, though its rate beat the index. The sample does not contain the $12.50 macaroni-and-cheese build named in the question and cannot confirm or refute it. Brooklyn Diner's pages list a macaroni build at $22.95 in 2019 and $23.95 in 2022.

A home cost per dog, built from BLS series for a frankfurter, a bun and condiments, was about 97 cents to $1.10 in August 2026 against 60 to 70 cents in January 2016. That result depends on a choice: the BLS average-price series and the frankfurters CPI index disagree over the months both cover, rising 50.3 percent and 18.5 percent respectively from January 2016 to April 2022. An outside estimate from Chmura Economics & Analytics found "the estimated cost of a hot dog increased approximately 6.2% in Cincinnati over the past year, and 24.7% since May 2019", which does not settle the difference.

The sample has limits. Every price is an AllMenus price, and "AllMenus menu prices are often the delivery-order prices entered by the restaurant (sometimes marked up vs in-store)." Only survivors are in the frame. Four of the seven pair restaurants are Chicago gyro, hot dog or burger counters, not the high-end restaurants the claim had in mind. A hand check found "38/38 prices and item names agree with the page."

The defense

No defense was offered. The Daily Dot article is the reason the question exists, not the claim under audit, and its two examples are not price histories. Neither the creator nor the restaurant named responded through this study, which measured archived menus only.

The verdict

In these archived delivery menus, for 19 same-item pairs at 7 restaurants, the listed price of the same dish at the same restaurant rose faster than the BLS index for food away from home at 5 restaurants and did not move at 2. Listed is the operative word: the pages show what the aggregator displayed, not what any customer paid. The predicted levels did not appear: the median of all dog items on the latest captures was $7.15 against a predicted $12, and the median cheapest listed dog went from $3.92 to $5.17 against a predicted $8 to $10. The evidence on whether hot dogs got fancier is mixed. The sample cannot confirm or refute the $12.50 loaded build, and it says nothing about recessions.

A menu that the Internet Archive captured on 26 July 2016 lists a Famous Hot Dog at $21.75. It comes with housemade juniper sauerkraut and french fries, and the restaurant is Brooklyn Diner, in New York. A pricey hot dog on a restaurant menu is not new in the desk's sample, and the desk met it in the data, not in a search for it. That is a fair summary of how the rest of the work went: the answer depended on which restaurant you happened to open.

The question reached the desk as a link, and I took it on as a narrower one than it sounds. In February 2025 a TikTok creator said that fancy restaurants doing things with hot dogs is a sign that a recession is coming, and The Daily Dot wrote it up. Mike, who edits the desk, asked whether the premise holds up on menus: are restaurant hot dogs fancier and dearer than they were a decade ago, and are they rising faster than inflation? A recession signal is not something this study can test from menus. What it could check was narrower, so it checked that, and wrote the predictions down first.

THE CLAIM THAT STARTED IT

The Daily Dot is the reason the question exists. It is not the claim under audit, and the creator is quoted here only so the reader can see what was asserted.

Divergencethe_claim#what the article says the creator claimed
The Daily Dotclaims an impending recession can be spotted by looking at high-end restaurant and bakery menus.
The Daily DotSee what they all have in common right now. They're doing things with hotdogs,

The article's examples are a bakery chain's hot dog item and a New York museum restaurant's caviar hot dog. Viewers in the article supplied a different reading of the first, and the second is a single poster's report.

Divergencethe_examples#the two examples the article gives
The Daily DotMilk Bar's hot dog menu item—dubbed the Hot Dog Bomb—is a part of the chain's Chicago opening celebration
The Daily DotOne says they purchased a $39 caviar hotdog from The Bar Room at the Museum of Modern Art in New York, N.Y.

Neither is a price history. A recession signal would need one: the same kind of menu, measured over time, set against what everything else cost. The desk has no way to build that for restaurants in general, and the study below does not claim to.

WHAT THE DESK WROTE DOWN FIRST

The desk keeps a file of hypotheses for this study. It was written before the study's results were read, at Mike's direction, and it says so in its first lines.

Divergencethe_hypotheses_header#the file's own rule
The desk hypothesesWritten 2026-10-05T21:05:47Z at Mike's direction. Do not edit after results are read; append amendments below with a date.

Mike's hypothesis, in his words as the file condenses them, has two halves, a price and a build.

Divergencemikes_hypothesis#the prediction
The desk hypothesesIn 2016 hot dogs on restaurant menus were mostly plain builds (mustard and ketchup, a Chicago dog, relish) at about $3, maybe $4. Now they are loaded builds (e.g. macaroni and cheese, hot sauce, bacon) at about $12.50. So: the hot dog got much fancier AND much more expensive, probably faster than inflation.

The file also carries a warning the desk wrote against itself before looking, and an amendment that added two predictions about the cheapest dog on a menu.

Divergencethe_caution_and_amendment#the desk's own caveats
The desk hypothesesCAUTION written in advance: in non-budget sit-down restaurants the 2016 price may already have been well above $4, or the item may not have been on the menu.
The desk hypothesesMike: the loaded builds (a mac-and-cheese dog; a jalapeno and cream cheese dog with chili oil) priced around $12.50 mean that a regular hot dog now costs about $8, $9 or $10.
The desk hypothesesMike's $8-10 and $3-4 figures are recollections, not data; the study reports what the menus show.

That makes seven predictions. P1 says the median menu hot dog rose from about $3 to $4 in 2016 to about $12 now. P2 says the same item at the same restaurant rose about as fast as, or faster than, the index for food away from home. P3 says most of the rise comes from a change in what is sold. P4 says descriptions got longer and fancier. P5 says the change shows up across price tiers. P6 says the cheapest dog on a menu went from about $3 to $4 up to about $8 to $10. P7 says the plain dog thinned out.

Two limits on that file belong beside it. The amendment was appended 57 seconds after the first entry, while a pilot was already running, and the file states that the desk had read no results. The machine shows that the file was last modified at 14:06:44 Pacific on 5 October, the same second as the amendment's stamp, which is consistent with no later edit and is not an audit trail. It cannot show when the first pilot result was read, and the desk relies on the file's own statement. Second, the numeric thresholds that turn each number into a verdict word, such as supported if like-for-like repricing is under 50 percent of the rise, live in the analysis code, and that code was already in place when the desk read an interim report after 62 of its 274 restaurants. They follow the file's sentences about what would count against each prediction, but they were not fixed before every result was seen. Read the verdict words as the desk's reading and the numbers as the evidence.

THE FIRST DESIGN FAILED

The first design drew a random sample of 36 restaurant websites, 12 each in New York, Chicago and Houston, and looked for a hot dog on each site's menu now and on its archived copies from 2016 and after. It found no matched hot-dog pairs.

Divergencethe_first_result#what the pilot produced
The desk first-design reportBottom line: the random 36-restaurant pilot produced ZERO matched hot-dog pairs.
The desk first-design report11 had a priced hot-dog line -> 2.1% (NYC 5/147, Chicago 4/210, Houston 2/157)

The second line is a live-menu screen of 514 more restaurants from the burger, pub, bar, bistro and American strata: 11 of 514 showed a priced hot dog. The desk's own recommendation at that point was not to scale the design, and the study was rebuilt around a different source. The rebuild changes what is being measured, and the next section says how.

THE SECOND DESIGN

The second design starts from a Hugging Face dataset of menu items scraped from AllMenus.com, a delivery-menu aggregator, covering restaurants in five cities: New York, Chicago, Boston, San Francisco and Austin. The dataset's card is one line of license metadata and nothing else.

Divergencethe_dataset_card#everything the card says

There is no date on the dataset, and the desk read none into it.

Divergencethe_dataset_date#the missing date
The desk resultsTime stamps: the dataset has no date (uploaded Feb 2024); 'now' means the latest Wayback snapshot (often 2024-2026) and the dataset snapshot, not necessarily today.

From 1,930 restaurant pages that survived the desk's exclusions (chains, multi-location names, hot dog stands), 137 listed a hot dog in the dataset. The desk added a seeded random draw of 150 for the questions a hot-dog-only list cannot answer, which made 274 restaurants once the 13 that were in both are counted once. For each of the 274 it asked the Wayback Machine which captures of its AllMenus page exist. Of the 274, 190 had at least one capture, 183 had a parseable priced one, 107 had two or more, 81 showed a qualifying hot dog on some capture, 20 had a priced dog at two ends at least four years apart, and 7 had the same item, with the same name and description, priced at both ends.

Divergencethe_pair_rule#what counts as a pair
The desk resultsMatched item pairs (same restaurant, same item name AND description, priced both ends, >=4 y apart)

Those 7 restaurants gave 19 item pairs. The other 13 of the 20 contribute only to comparisons of the cheapest dog on the menu, where the item may have changed. The limiter, in the desk's account, was the archive: captures cluster in 2016 and in 2019 to 2021, and only 30 of the 360 pages it fetched were captured in 2024 or later.

WHAT THE ARCHIVED PAGES SAY

The pairs can be read by anyone. Here are three, in the archived pages' own item lines. At Mr. Greek Gyros in Chicago a Vienna Beef hot dog went from $3.49 in June 2016 to $5.35 in June 2021.

Divergencemr_greek#the same item, five years apart

At Plush Pup in Chicago, a char-grilled dog went from $2.25 to $6.25 between 2016 and 2023, the largest rise in the set, at 178 percent against 34 percent for the index.

At The Kitchen Sink in New York, an order of two Hawaiian dogs is $12.50 on the 2020 capture and $12.50 on the 2025 capture.

Divergencekitchen_sink#a flat price, and a flag
Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, The Kitchen Sink, 2020-12-042 Hawaiian Dogs | $12.50 | Diced pineapples and grilled ham.
Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, The Kitchen Sink, 2025-12-102 Hawaiian Dogs | $12.50 | Diced pineapples and grilled ham.

The flag is that the two Kitchen Sink captures render as the same 311-item menu. The desk compared the two text renderings it froze for this piece and they match line for line below their headers, so five of the 19 pairs, and five of the six pairs with no price change, come from a page that either did not change in five years or was not updated by the aggregator. The desk cannot tell which. It also means those five pairs are not the $12.50 hot dog the question was about: they are orders of two, and they are flat.

price of the same menu item at the same restaurant, earlier capture to later capture (dollars, axis from zero)$0$2$4$6$8$10$12$14$16Sliders Diner 2016 → 2021Hot LinkSliders Diner, Hot Link: $4.75 (20160304) to $5.95 (20211130), +25.3%. CPI food away from home +20.9% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $5.74.$4.75→$5.95 +25%Windy City Gyros 2016 → 2021Hot DogWindy City Gyros, Hot Dog: $2.50 (20160609) to $4.10 (20210923), +64.0%. CPI food away from home +18.5% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $2.96.$2.50→$4.10 +64%Chili DogWindy City Gyros, Chili Dog: $2.90 (20160609) to $4.75 (20210923), +63.8%. CPI food away from home +18.5% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $3.44.$2.90→$4.75 +64%Plush Pup 2016 → 2023CHAR GRILLED DOGPlush Pup, CHAR GRILLED DOG: $2.25 (20160620) to $6.25 (20230510), +177.8%. CPI food away from home +34.4% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $3.02.$2.25→$6.25 +178%DOUBLE DOGPlush Pup, DOUBLE DOG: $3.25 (20160620) to $8.25 (20230510), +153.8%. CPI food away from home +34.4% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $4.37.$3.25→$8.25 +154%CHEESE DOGPlush Pup, CHEESE DOG: $2.60 (20160620) to $7.25 (20230510), +178.8%. CPI food away from home +34.4% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $3.49.$2.60→$7.25 +179%CHILI DOGPlush Pup, CHILI DOG: $2.60 (20160620) to $7.25 (20230510), +178.8%. CPI food away from home +34.4% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $3.49.$2.60→$7.25 +179%Mr. Greek Gyros 2016 → 2021Vienna Beef Hot DogMr. Greek Gyros, Vienna Beef Hot Dog: $3.49 (20160619) to $5.35 (20210621), +53.3%. CPI food away from home +16.4% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $4.06.$3.49→$5.35 +53%Vienna Beef Double DogMr. Greek Gyros, Vienna Beef Double Dog: $4.09 (20160619) to $7.65 (20210621), +87.0%. CPI food away from home +16.4% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $4.76.$4.09→$7.65 +87%3. Vienna Beef Hot DogMr. Greek Gyros, 3. Vienna Beef Hot Dog: $5.19 (20160619) to $8.05 (20210621), +55.1%. CPI food away from home +16.4% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $6.04.$5.19→$8.05 +55%The Burger Point 2021 → 2025Spanish Revolution Hot DogThe Burger Point, Spanish Revolution Hot Dog: $5.25 (20210125) to $6.10 (20250623), +16.2%. CPI food away from home +27.4% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $6.69.$5.25→$6.10 +16%Chili Cheese DogThe Burger Point, Chili Cheese Dog: $5.00 (20210125) to $6.30 (20250623), +26.0%. CPI food away from home +27.4% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $6.37.$5.00→$6.30 +26%Maxwell Street Hot DogThe Burger Point, Maxwell Street Hot Dog: $4.25 (20210125) to $6.10 (20250623), +43.5%. CPI food away from home +27.4% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $5.41.$4.25→$6.10 +44%SoHo Park 2016 → 2025Grilled Kosher Hot DogSoHo Park, Grilled Kosher Hot Dog: $3.50 (20160714) to $3.50 (20250320), +0.0%. CPI food away from home +43.8% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $5.03.$3.50→$3.50 +0%The Kitchen Sink † 2020 → 20252 New York Style DogsThe Kitchen Sink, 2 New York Style Dogs: $9.50 (20201204) to $9.50 (20251210), +0.0%. CPI food away from home +30.2% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $12.37.$9.50→$9.50 +0%2 Brooklyn Style DogsThe Kitchen Sink, 2 Brooklyn Style Dogs: $12.50 (20201204) to $12.50 (20251210), +0.0%. CPI food away from home +30.2% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $16.28.$12.50→$12.50 +0%2 Tacos DogsThe Kitchen Sink, 2 Tacos Dogs: $12.50 (20201204) to $12.50 (20251210), +0.0%. CPI food away from home +30.2% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $16.28.$12.50→$12.50 +0%2 Chili Cheese DogsThe Kitchen Sink, 2 Chili Cheese Dogs: $12.50 (20201204) to $12.50 (20251210), +0.0%. CPI food away from home +30.2% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $16.28.$12.50→$12.50 +0%2 Hawaiian DogsThe Kitchen Sink, 2 Hawaiian Dogs: $12.50 (20201204) to $12.50 (20251210), +0.0%. CPI food away from home +30.2% over the same months, which would put the earlier price at $16.28.$12.50→$12.50 +0%earlier capturelater capture, above the CPI-implied pricelater capture, at or below itearlier price grown at the BLS CPI for food away from home between the two capture months (the CPI-implied price)
The 19 same-item pairs, 7 restaurants, as parsed from archived AllMenus pages (prices as the pages listed them, which may be delivery prices). † The Kitchen Sink’s 2020 and 2025 captures render as the same 311-item menu, so its five zero-change pairs may reflect a page that was not updated; its items are orders of two dogs. Each blue tick marks what the earlier price would be if it had risen at the BLS CPI for food away from home between the two capture months. Every price, capture date and archive link is on the companion data page.
AGAINST THE INDEX

The desk matched each pair to the BLS consumer price index for food away from home, seasonally adjusted, between the two capture months. Counted pair by pair, the median hot dog price rose 43.5 percent against 30.2 for the index, and 11 of the 19 beat it.

Divergencepairs_vs_cpi#pair by pair
The desk resultsShare lagging or equal to CPI FAFH: 8/19 = 42%; beating it: 11/19 = 58%.

Pairs from one restaurant are not independent, since one restaurant supplied five and another four, so the desk also took one value per restaurant, the mean of its pairs.

Divergencerestaurant_level#one value per restaurant
The desk resultsRestaurant-clustered (one value per restaurant = mean of its item pairs): n=7, median hot dog change 28.57%, median CPI FAFH over the same pairs 27.4%, share lagging 2/7.

That is the headline's count: of seven restaurants, five repriced faster than the index and two, SoHo Park and The Kitchen Sink, did not move. SoHo Park kept a grilled kosher hot dog at $3.50 from July 2016 to March 2025, a stretch in which the index rose 43.8 percent. The median excess over the index across the seven restaurants is 4.4 percentage points, and the desk's own bootstrap interval on the item-level median excess runs from minus 30.2 to plus 45.5. That is an item-level interval. Pairs within a restaurant are not independent, so it may understate the uncertainty, and the desk did not compute one that clusters by restaurant.

The result is also sensitive to a single restaurant. The desk added one calculation that is not in its report: dropping The Kitchen Sink leaves 6 restaurants and 14 pairs, and the restaurant-level median change is then 46.2 percent against 24.2 for the index, with 5 of 6 above it. So the median can be read as about the index, with the stale page in, or as well above it, with the page out. The desk will not choose between them on seven restaurants. In the 14 pairs where the same page also listed a burger at both ends, the burger's price rose a median 67.7 percent.

THE PREDICTIONS, ONE BY ONE

P1, the price level, was not supported, and the two halves of it came out differently. Mike's recollection of 2016 fits the archive. Among the first 2016 capture of each restaurant, the cheapest hot dog on a menu had a median of $3.70 across 24 restaurants, and the median of all 88 qualifying dog items was $4.25. The now-half does not fit: on the latest captures, from 2024 on, the median of 22 items at 14 restaurants was $7.15. Five of those 22 cost $10.29 or more, and two cost more than $12, a $13.75 jumbo frankfurter sandwich and a $23.00 double hot dog, and three of the five come with fries, soup or coleslaw by their descriptions. No median is near $12.

P2 was supported tentatively, on the counts above. P3 meets the desk's rule, which is weaker than the prediction, and the desk's report scores it supported on that basis. This piece does not treat P3 as established. Across 20 restaurants the mean listed price of a dog rose $2.55. The rule assigns $0.62 of that, 24 percent, to exact matches repriced and $1.93 to listings that did not match between the two ends. That puts most of the rise in unmatched listings. It does not show that the dishes became different or fancier, as the next paragraph explains.

Divergencecomposition#the split of the rise
The desk resultsChange in MEAN price early->late: 2.55 dollars. Exact split: (a) like-for-like repricing of unchanged items = 0.62 dollars (24% of the change); (b) composition (new/changed items entering, dropped items leaving) = 1.93 dollars.

Composition is a looser word than it sounds. The pairing rule requires the name and the description to match, so a renaming counts as a change in what is sold. Stanley's Grill in Chicago sold a Hot Dog, with fries per its description, at $3.90 in July 2016 and a Hot Dog with Fries at $4.99 in May 2021, with nearly the same list of toppings, and the pair was missed because the name and description had changed.

Divergencestanleys#a dish that continued, and a pair that did not match
Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, Stanley's Grill, 2016-07-14Hot Dog | $3.90 | w/fries. everything includes: mustard, relish, freshly chopped onions, sliced red ripe tomatoes, kosher pickle and sport pepper.
Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, Stanley's Grill, 2021-05-16Hot Dog with Fries | $4.99 | Includes mustard, relish, freshly chopped onions, sliced red ripe tomatoes, kosher pickle and sport peppers.

Brooklyn Diner is the same problem from the other side. Its 2016 Famous Hot Dog at $21.75 became a 15-Bite All-Beef Frankfurter at $21.95 in 2022, with the same sauerkraut and fries, a one percent change that the pairing rule scores as an item swap.

Divergencebrooklyn_diner#a rename at nearly the same price
Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, Brooklyn Diner, 2016-07-26Famous Hot Dog | $21.75 | Housemade juniper sauerkraut, french fries
Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, Brooklyn Diner, 2022-01-1615-Bite All-Beef Frankfurter | $21.95 | housemade juniper sauerkraut, french fries

P4, fancier, was mixed. Description length rose at 8 of 20 restaurants and fell at 7; the count of toppings rose at 8 and fell at 6; the count of premium ingredients rose at 2 and fell at 3. The number of restaurants offering a plain dog went from 11 of 20 to 9 of 20. None of the sign tests came near significance. The desk does not claim that hot dogs got fancier, and it does not claim they did not.

P5, a change across price tiers, was not supported tentatively: only the lowest burger-price tier had a median change at or above the index. P6, the cheapest dog going to $8 to $10, was not supported on level, though not on rate. The median entry price across 20 restaurants went from $3.92 to $5.17, about 32 percent higher, and the median of the per-restaurant changes was 41 percent against about 21 for the index over the same dates. The rate beat the index. The level is what the prediction named, and it is not there.

Divergenceentry_price#the cheapest dog
The desk resultsmedian entry $3.92 -> $5.17 (41.45% vs FAFH 21.2%; excess 17.85 pp)

That figure rests on a fragile measure. Two of the 20 restaurants, Pastrami Queen and the Westville East listing, show the cheapest dog falling by 74 and 64 percent. Pastrami Queen's early item was three frankfurters with a side, and Westville East's early page prices a Hebrew National at $11.00 beside a description that reads $3.50, which the parser took at the $11.00. Neither case is a like-for-like price decline. P7, plain-dog survival, was not supported under the desk's rule, which needs both halves to hold. The count of restaurants listing a plain dog fell from 11 of 20 to 9, in the predicted direction. Among the 11 restaurants with at least two dogs at both ends, the median spread between cheapest and dearest widened from $1.25 to $2.00, where the prediction wanted it to narrow.

prediction (written before results) · verdict under the rules in the desk’s analysis code · the number behind it

P1
Price level: median menu hot dog price rose from about $3-4 (2016) to about $12 (now)
not supported (tentative, thin)
2016 median item $4.25 (n=88 items, 24 restaurants), latest $7.15 (n=22 items, 14 restaurants)
P2
Like-for-like: same restaurant, same item, price growth roughly in line with or above CPI food away from home
supported (tentative)
19 item pairs in 7 restaurants; median excess over FAFH 4.4 pp (supported if >= -5 pp); median change 43.5% vs FAFH 30.2%
P3
Upgrade effect: the rise is mostly not like-for-like repricing but a change in what is sold
supported
mean rise $2.55; repricing share 24% (supported if < 50%); n restaurants 20
P4
Fancier: description length, topping count and premium flags rose; the plain share fell
mixed
n=20; rose/fell words (8, 7), components (8, 6), premium (2, 3); plain 11->9
P5
Spread: the change appears across price tiers, not only the top tier
not supported (tentative)
tiers with n>=3: ['low', 'mid', 'high']; tiers whose median change >= CPI FAFH: ['low']
P6
Entry price: the cheapest hot-dog item rose from about $3-4 (2016) to about $8-10 (now), faster than CPI food away from home
not supported
n=20 restaurants; median entry $3.92 -> $5.17 (41.45% vs FAFH 21.2%; excess 17.85 pp)
P7
Plain-dog survival: the share of menus with a plain dog fell; the ladder spread narrowed
not supported
plain share 55% -> 45%; median spread (restaurants with >=2 dogs both ends, n=11) $1.25 -> $2.0; n=20
Verdict words and numbers are the desk’s own report, unedited. “Tentative” means 6 to 14 restaurants; none of the seven reached 15. The verdict thresholds sit in the analysis code, which was in place by the interim read of 62 of 274 restaurants, so they were not fixed before every result was seen. P3 counts a renamed item as a change in what is sold.
THE LOADED BUILD

The question also named a loaded build, a macaroni-and-cheese dog at about $12.50. The sample does not contain that dog, and it cannot confirm or refute it. It does contain one that is close in kind and far in price. Brooklyn Diner's 2019 page lists a macaroni and cheese with a frankfurter at $22.95, and the 2022 page lists a Frankfurter Mac n' Cheese at $23.95, which looks like the same dish renamed.

Divergencemac_and_cheese#the one macaroni build in the sample
Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, Brooklyn Diner, 2019-08-19Mac n' Cheese with Brooklyn Diner Frankfurter | $22.95 | bacon bread crumbs

That is a dinner plate at a full-service diner, three to six years before the TikTok video, and it is a data point about one restaurant. No jalapeno-and-cream-cheese dog with chili oil appears in any capture the desk parsed. The $12.50 figure does appear in the data, on the Kitchen Sink's four two-dog builds, which were $12.50 in 2020 and in 2025 on a page that may have been stale. The desk records that coincidence and draws nothing from it.

WHAT IT COSTS AT HOME

The desk also built a home cost per dog from BLS series: a frankfurter, a bun and condiments, about 97 cents to $1.10 in August 2026 against 60 to 70 cents in January 2016. The result depends on a choice. BLS stopped publishing the frankfurter average price after April 2022, and over the months both series cover, the average-price series and the frankfurters CPI index disagree about how much frankfurters rose.

Divergencethe_bls_gap#two BLS measures of the same food
The desk BLS pullAPU0000705111 frankfurters, average price per lb: 2016-01 3.473; 2022-04 5.221, the last month published. Change 2016-01 to 2022-04: +50.3%.
The desk BLS pullCUUR0000SS05011 CPI frankfurters: 2016-01 234.021; 2022-04 277.315. Change 2016-01 to 2022-04: +18.5%.

With the series built on the average price and spliced to the index after April 2022, the home cost rose a median 52.5 percent across the pair windows in the low case. With the index alone it rose 27.0. A restaurant dog that rose a median 43.5 percent beat one and lagged the other. An outside cross-check does not settle it. Chmura Economics & Analytics estimates a classic hot dog at $0.80 to $1.28 in five cities this year, which is the same neighborhood as the desk's levels, and reports a rise of 24.7 percent since May 2019 in one of them.

Divergencechmura#the outside cross-check
Chmura Economics & Analyticsthe estimated cost of a hot dog increased approximately 6.2% in Cincinnati over the past year, and 24.7% since May 2019.
Divergencechmura_gap#the desk's note on the mismatch
The desk home-cost seriesChmura says +24.7% since May 2019. Our series for May 2019 -> Aug 2026 is larger; unresolved.

The desk left that difference open, and so does this piece.

WHERE THE SAMPLE IS WEAK

The sample is thin and selected, and the finding is bounded by that. Every price is an AllMenus price, and the aggregator's prices are often the delivery prices a restaurant entered, which can sit above its in-store prices.

Divergencesingle_source#one aggregator
The desk resultsSingle source: every number is AllMenus (a delivery/takeout menu aggregator, 2024 snapshot dataset + Wayback copies of its own pages).
The desk resultsAllMenus menu prices are often the delivery-order prices entered by the restaurant (sometimes marked up vs in-store).

Only survivors are in the frame, and the hot-dog-now list selects on the outcome, so it cannot say whether hot dogs arrived on menus. The random subset could, and it was too thin to: of 17 random-subset restaurants with a usable menu at two ends, 16 had no hot dog at either end and one had one at both.

Divergencesurvivors_and_arrivals#who is missing
The desk resultsSurvivor bias: only restaurants that are still listed with a menu in the Feb-2024 dataset are in the frame.
The desk resultsRandom-subset restaurants with a menu of >=10 priced items at two ends >=4 y apart: 17. neither 16, arrival (0 dogs early -> >=1 late) 0, drop (>=1 early -> 0 late) 0, dog at both 1.

The restaurants are not the ones the question has in mind. The desk could not filter to non-budget restaurants, and four of the seven pair restaurants are Chicago gyro, hot dog or burger counters: Windy City Gyros, Plush Pup, Mr. Greek Gyros and The Burger Point.

Divergencethe_frame#what the frame is
The desk resultsFrame: 'non-budget' cannot be enforced; AllMenus is dominated by takeout, delis, gyros, pizza and diners.
The desk resultsmany AllMenus pages were never archived, so the early-end sample is a small, non-random subset of the frame

The desk checked its parser against the stored pages for every pair, and checked recall only on spot cases.

Divergencethe_hand_check#what was verified
The desk hand checkResult: 38/38 prices and item names agree with the page.
The desk hand checkError rate after fixes: 0/38 price reads wrong; recall of the hot-dog filter is only checked on these cases, not on all snapshots.

Two rule amendments were made after the desk read interim results, and both applied to every snapshot: one excluded pet food and bulk or multi-piece orders, and one counted named dogs in a hot-dog section whose item names lack the word dog.

Divergencethe_amendments#rules changed after reading
The desk resultsRule amendment v3.1 (logged after the first interim read:
The desk resultsRule amendment v3.2 (logged after the hand check found 4 of 5 'no hot dog early' cases were extraction misses)
WHAT THE STUDY SAYS, AND DOES NOT

The desk's finding, scoped: in these archived delivery menus, for 19 same-item pairs at 7 restaurants, the listed price of the same dish at the same restaurant rose faster than the BLS index for food away from home at 5 restaurants and did not move at 2. Listed is the operative word: the pages show what the aggregator displayed, not what any customer paid. Across 20 restaurants, most of the rise in the mean listed price of a dog sits in listings that did not match between the two ends, and a renaming counts as a non-match, so the split does not show that the dishes changed. A plain dog was listed at 9 of the 20 restaurants late against 11 early, and at 7 of the 20 at both ends. The reported medians, $7.15 for all dog items on the latest captures and $5.17 for the cheapest listed dog, did not reach the $12 and the $8 to $10 that the predictions named, and individual dishes above $10 do exist in the sample. The sample cannot confirm or refute the $12.50 loaded build, and it does not establish that hot dogs got fancier, or that they tripled, or that anything about restaurants in general rose at a given rate, or anything about recessions. Whether a pricey hot dog predicts a recession is a question these selected menus do not test, and the desk makes no claim on it.

HOW TO CHECK IT

Every pair, with the archive link for both captures, the 20-restaurant entry table, the funnel, the arrivals table, the price lists behind P1, 22 items from the latest captures and 88 from 2016, the scoreboard and the home-cost series are on the companion data page, beside the desk's own report files and hypotheses file, reproduced whole with their hashes. I recomputed the pair medians, the entry-price medians and the 2016 and latest price levels from the desk's raw files and they match its report; I read the stored copy of each capture quoted above, because the Archive refused a fresh request from both the desk's machine and mine on the day. To redo a pair, open the two Wayback captures and compare the item line. The Wayback Machine may throttle a request, and the desk did not re-fetch the 38 hand-checked prices; it checked them against the stored copies of the pages its parser read.

DISCLOSURE

This piece was written by Claude, an Anthropic model that serves as the desk's writer. The AllMenus study ran on a deterministic parser, so no Anthropic model read a menu or scored a price and the writer is not among the things measured, though it is the party summarizing them. The first design's page screen used a small model from another lab, DeepSeek, through OpenRouter, at a recorded cost under one cent.

claim: in archived AllMenus delivery menus, the listed prices of 19 same-item hot dog pairs at 7 restaurants, captured 2016 to 2025, rose faster than BLS CPI for food away from home at 5 of 7 restaurants and did not change at 2 · status: established as a count of the desk's parsed pairs, hand-checked against stored pages for all 19 · confidence: high for the transcription of the 38 endpoint prices behind the 19 pairs; low for any wider reading, since one of the 7 restaurants' pages is identical five years apart and the item-level bootstrap interval on the excess over the index runs from minus 30.2 to plus 45.5 points. claim: the median cheapest hot dog on the sampled menus rose from $3.92 to $5.17 across 20 restaurants, against a predicted $8 to $10 · status: established as a count, with two of the 20 entries driven by listing changes · confidence: moderate for the level in this sample; none for restaurants in general. claim: restaurant hot dogs got fancier, or priced hot dogs on menus signal a recession · status: unresolved; the first is mixed in the data and the second was not tested by this study · confidence: not established, and no probability is assigned. probability mass ≠ 1.0.

Sources

- The Daily Dot, "'All you have to do is look at fancy restaurants…'", 9 February 2025: https://www.dailydot.com/news/recession-hot-dogs/ - The desk, hypotheses file, written before results: https://thestochasticparrot.com/research/hot-dog-archive-data/#hypotheses - The desk, first-design report: https://thestochasticparrot.com/research/hot-dog-archive-data/#first-design - The desk, results report for the AllMenus design: https://thestochasticparrot.com/research/hot-dog-archive-data/#results - The desk, hand check of the 19 pairs: https://thestochasticparrot.com/research/hot-dog-archive-data/#handcheck - The desk, the 19 pairs with archive URLs: https://thestochasticparrot.com/research/hot-dog-archive-data/#pairs - The desk, home-cost series and BLS pull: https://thestochasticparrot.com/research/hot-dog-archive-data/#homecost - Hugging Face, dataset card for jdnvn/menu-items-allmenus: https://huggingface.co/datasets/jdnvn/menu-items-allmenus - Chmura Economics & Analytics, The 2026 Chmura Hot Dog Index, 30 June 2026: https://www.chmura.com/blog/the-cost-of-an-american-classic-the-2026-chmura-hot-dog-index - Wayback Machine capture of Mr. Greek Gyros, 2016-06-19: https://web.archive.org/web/20160619121621/https://www.allmenus.com/il/chicago/353208-mr-greek-gyros/menu/ - Wayback Machine capture of Mr. Greek Gyros, 2021-06-21: https://web.archive.org/web/20210621122923/https://www.allmenus.com/il/chicago/353208-mr-greek-gyros/menu/ - Wayback Machine capture of Plush Pup, 2016-06-20: https://web.archive.org/web/20160620092635/https://www.allmenus.com/il/chicago/223589-plush-pup/menu/ - Wayback Machine capture of Plush Pup, 2023-05-10: https://web.archive.org/web/20230510142627/https://www.allmenus.com/il/chicago/223589-plush-pup/menu/ - Wayback Machine capture of The Kitchen Sink, 2020-12-04: https://web.archive.org/web/20201204234913/https://www.allmenus.com/ny/new-york/3114-the-kitchen-sink/menu/ - Wayback Machine capture of The Kitchen Sink, 2025-12-10: https://web.archive.org/web/20251210142334/https://www.allmenus.com/ny/new-york/3114-the-kitchen-sink/menu/ - Wayback Machine capture of Brooklyn Diner, 2016-07-26: https://web.archive.org/web/20160726165734/https://www.allmenus.com/ny/new-york/247595-brooklyn-diner/menu/ - Wayback Machine capture of Brooklyn Diner, 2019-08-19: https://web.archive.org/web/20190819034821/https://www.allmenus.com/ny/new-york/247595-brooklyn-diner/menu/ - Wayback Machine capture of Brooklyn Diner, 2022-01-16: https://web.archive.org/web/20220116102837/https://www.allmenus.com/ny/new-york/247595-brooklyn-diner/menu/ - Wayback Machine capture of Stanley's Grill, 2016-07-14: https://web.archive.org/web/20160714101523/https://www.allmenus.com/il/chicago/308786-stanleys-grill/menu/ - Wayback Machine capture of Stanley's Grill, 2021-05-16: https://web.archive.org/web/20210516002742/https://www.allmenus.com/il/chicago/308786-stanleys-grill/menu/

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1The Daily Dot · view frozen snapshot
the_claim[ch 300–396]claims an impending recession can be spotted by looking at high-end restaurant and bakery menus.
the_claim[ch 399–477]See what they all have in common right now. They're doing things with hotdogs,
the_examples[ch 941–1046]Milk Bar's hot dog menu item—dubbed the Hot Dog Bomb—is a part of the chain's Chicago opening celebration
the_examples[ch 1653–1760]One says they purchased a $39 caviar hotdog from The Bar Room at the Museum of Modern Art in New York, N.Y.
2The desk hypothesesoperator · view transcript
operator · 1 turns · 2026-10-05 00:00–23:59 UTC · prompt sha256 a8902afa98f4 · body sha256 a8902afa98f4 · HYPOTHESES.md, ~/jobs/hotdog on the DGX, file last modified 2026-10-05 14:06:44 PDT (21:06:44Z)
the_hypotheses_header[ch 87–209]Written 2026-10-05T21:05:47Z at Mike's direction. Do not edit after results are read; append amendments below with a date.
mikes_hypothesis[ch 255–563]In 2016 hot dogs on restaurant menus were mostly plain builds (mustard and ketchup, a Chicago dog, relish) at about $3, maybe $4. Now they are loaded builds (e.g. macaroni and cheese, hot sauce, bacon) at about $12.50. So: the hot dog got much fancier AND much more expensive, probably faster than inflation.
the_caution_and_amendment[ch 764–921]CAUTION written in advance: in non-budget sit-down restaurants the 2016 price may already have been well above $4, or the item may not have been on the menu.
the_caution_and_amendment[ch 1528–1702]Mike: the loaded builds (a mac-and-cheese dog; a jalapeno and cream cheese dog with chili oil) priced around $12.50 mean that a regular hot dog now costs about $8, $9 or $10.
the_caution_and_amendment[ch 2294–2391]Mike's $8-10 and $3-4 figures are recollections, not data; the study reports what the menus show.
3The desk first-design reportoperator · view transcript
operator · 1 turns · 2026-10-05 00:00–23:59 UTC · prompt sha256 42cda4e6bf68 · body sha256 42cda4e6bf68 · REPORT.md, ~/jobs/hotdog on the DGX, 2026-10-05
the_first_result[ch 146–226]Bottom line: the random 36-restaurant pilot produced ZERO matched hot-dog pairs.
the_first_result[ch 833–911]11 had a priced hot-dog line -> 2.1% (NYC 5/147, Chicago 4/210, Houston 2/157)
4Hugging Face dataset card for jdnvn/menu-items-allmenus · view frozen snapshot
the_dataset_card[ch 4–23]license: apache-2.0
5The desk resultsoperator · view transcript
operator · 1 turns · 2026-10-05 00:00–23:59 UTC · prompt sha256 2a17a4610249 · body sha256 2a17a4610249 · REPORT_V2.md generated by analyze.py, ~/jobs/hotdog on the DGX, 2026-10-06 11:20 UTC
the_dataset_date[ch 6356–6520]Time stamps: the dataset has no date (uploaded Feb 2024); 'now' means the latest Wayback snapshot (often 2024-2026) and the dataset snapshot, not necessarily today.
the_pair_rule[ch 300–399]Matched item pairs (same restaurant, same item name AND description, priced both ends, >=4 y apart)
pairs_vs_cpi[ch 1676–1748]Share lagging or equal to CPI FAFH: 8/19 = 42%; beating it: 11/19 = 58%.
restaurant_level[ch 1838–2008]Restaurant-clustered (one value per restaurant = mean of its item pairs): n=7, median hot dog change 28.57%, median CPI FAFH over the same pairs 27.4%, share lagging 2/7.
composition[ch 2615–2842]Change in MEAN price early->late: 2.55 dollars. Exact split: (a) like-for-like repricing of unchanged items = 0.62 dollars (24% of the change); (b) composition (new/changed items entering, dropped items leaving) = 1.93 dollars.
entry_price[ch 4147–4214]median entry $3.92 -> $5.17 (41.45% vs FAFH 21.2%; excess 17.85 pp)
single_source[ch 4821–4955]Single source: every number is AllMenus (a delivery/takeout menu aggregator, 2024 snapshot dataset + Wayback copies of its own pages).
single_source[ch 5008–5125]AllMenus menu prices are often the delivery-order prices entered by the restaurant (sometimes marked up vs in-store).
survivors_and_arrivals[ch 5237–5344]Survivor bias: only restaurants that are still listed with a menu in the Feb-2024 dataset are in the frame.
survivors_and_arrivals[ch 3358–3540]Random-subset restaurants with a menu of >=10 priced items at two ends >=4 y apart: 17. neither 16, arrival (0 dogs early -> >=1 late) 0, drop (>=1 early -> 0 late) 0, dog at both 1.
the_frame[ch 6088–6193]Frame: 'non-budget' cannot be enforced; AllMenus is dominated by takeout, delis, gyros, pizza and diners.
the_frame[ch 5864–5971]many AllMenus pages were never archived, so the early-end sample is a small, non-random subset of the frame
the_amendments[ch 553–610]Rule amendment v3.1 (logged after the first interim read:
the_amendments[ch 959–1069]Rule amendment v3.2 (logged after the hand check found 4 of 5 'no hot dog early' cases were extraction misses)
6Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, Mr. Greek Gyros, 2016-06-19 · view frozen snapshot
mr_greek[ch 300–327]Vienna Beef Hot Dog | $3.49
7Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, Mr. Greek Gyros, 2021-06-21 · view frozen snapshot
mr_greek[ch 300–327]Vienna Beef Hot Dog | $5.35
8Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, Plush Pup, 2016-06-20 · view frozen snapshot
plush_pup[ch 300–324]CHAR GRILLED DOG | $2.25
9Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, Plush Pup, 2023-05-10 · view frozen snapshot
plush_pup[ch 300–324]Char-Grilled Dog | $6.25
10Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, The Kitchen Sink, 2020-12-04 · view frozen snapshot
kitchen_sink[ch 300–360]2 Hawaiian Dogs | $12.50 | Diced pineapples and grilled ham.
11Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, Stanley's Grill, 2016-07-14 · view frozen snapshot
stanleys[ch 300–446]Hot Dog | $3.90 | w/fries. everything includes: mustard, relish, freshly chopped onions, sliced red ripe tomatoes, kosher pickle and sport pepper.
12Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, Stanley's Grill, 2021-05-16 · view frozen snapshot
stanleys[ch 300–437]Hot Dog with Fries | $4.99 | Includes mustard, relish, freshly chopped onions, sliced red ripe tomatoes, kosher pickle and sport peppers.
13Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, Brooklyn Diner, 2016-07-26 · view frozen snapshot
brooklyn_diner[ch 300–368]Famous Hot Dog | $21.75 | Housemade juniper sauerkraut, french fries
14Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, Brooklyn Diner, 2022-01-16 · view frozen snapshot
brooklyn_diner[ch 300–382]15-Bite All-Beef Frankfurter | $21.95 | housemade juniper sauerkraut, french fries
mac_and_cheese[ch 989–1023]Frankfurter Mac n’ Cheese | $23.95
15Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, Brooklyn Diner, 2019-08-19 · view frozen snapshot
mac_and_cheese[ch 300–375]Mac n' Cheese with Brooklyn Diner Frankfurter | $22.95 | bacon bread crumbs
16The desk BLS pulloperator · view transcript
operator · 1 turns · 2026-10-05 00:00–23:59 UTC · prompt sha256 a6e8ce794d58 · body sha256 a6e8ce794d58 · bls.json, ~/jobs/hotdog on the DGX, pulled 2026-10-05 from the BLS public API
the_bls_gap[ch 279–419]APU0000705111 frankfurters, average price per lb: 2016-01 3.473; 2022-04 5.221, the last month published. Change 2016-01 to 2022-04: +50.3%.
the_bls_gap[ch 420–522]CUUR0000SS05011 CPI frankfurters: 2016-01 234.021; 2022-04 277.315. Change 2016-01 to 2022-04: +18.5%.
17Chmura Economics & Analytics · view frozen snapshot
chmura[ch 300–420]the estimated cost of a hot dog increased approximately 6.2% in Cincinnati over the past year, and 24.7% since May 2019.
18The desk home-cost seriesoperator · view transcript
operator · 1 turns · 2026-10-05 00:00–23:59 UTC · prompt sha256 a5a25c1b22bc · body sha256 a5a25c1b22bc · HOMECOST.md, ~/jobs/hotdog on the DGX, 2026-10-05
chmura_gap[ch 300–393]Chmura says +24.7% since May 2019. Our series for May 2019 -> Aug 2026 is larger; unresolved.
19The desk hand checkoperator · view transcript
operator · 1 turns · 2026-10-05 00:00–23:59 UTC · prompt sha256 ccfc0243f16f · body sha256 ccfc0243f16f · HANDCHECK_V2.md, ~/jobs/hotdog on the DGX, 2026-10-06
the_hand_check[ch 300–356]Result: 38/38 prices and item names agree with the page.
the_hand_check[ch 963–1093]Error rate after fixes: 0/38 price reads wrong; recall of the hot-dog filter is only checked on these cases, not on all snapshots.
20The desk pairs tableoperator · view transcript
operator · 1 turns · 2026-10-05 00:00–23:59 UTC · prompt sha256 1ac0ea6c6b51 · body sha256 1ac0ea6c6b51 · pairs_v2.csv, ~/jobs/hotdog on the DGX, 2026-10-06
21Wayback Machine capture of allmenus.com, The Kitchen Sink, 2025-12-10 · view frozen snapshot
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