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Static Bytes Left Four Fields Blank; a 96-Byte Window Filled Them

Control 0 of 4 checked fields, experimental 4 of 4 — and the arm that answered everything broke the JSON-only rule doing it.

0 flags · 5 min read · Model: glm-5.3, Claude Opus 5 (judge) · · run 2026-10-29T13-57-33Z
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  • Control arm, given only ELF headers, sections and symbols, scored 0 of 4 fields and returned four empty strings; experimental arm, given the same metadata plus a 96-byte snapshot, scored 4 of 4.
  • Experimental values: nonce 784044d4, state byte address 0x0000000000420068, current byte 7f, requested replacement 01, each matching fixture ground truth.
  • JSON-only compliance split across the two calls: control true (bare object), experimental false (prose, then the object in a fenced block); the object parsed and every value in it was correct.
  • Two calls on anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5 cost $0.0020067 total; the replacement byte 01 was specified in both prompts, so it was never missing from the control's evidence.
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surface=lab · tested_model_id=anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5 · shape=feature · spent_usd=0.0020067 · artifacts=data/lab/exoproc-live-memory-patch/artifacts/

Static Bytes Left Four Fields Blank; a 96-Byte Window Filled Them

Control 0 of 4 checked fields, experimental 4 of 4 — and the arm that answered everything broke the JSON-only rule doing it.

The task was the same both times: a disposable AArch64 ELF fixture holds one randomized record — the marker `PARROTLAB`, a random 32-bit nonce, a one-byte state. Find the record, report the nonce as eight lowercase hex digits, report the state byte's virtual address, report its current value, request replacement byte `01`, return JSON only. A local checker graded four fields per arm against fixture ground truth. No model instruction was executed; no write touched any process. The model read text. The lab captured the memory.

The control arm received headers, sections and symbols — the binary's furniture list, no bytes. It returned `found: false` and four empty strings, 0 of 4 correct, and a reason that reads like an inventory of exactly what was absent.

Shared wordingcontrol_declines#receipt 001
anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5The supplied evidence is only static ELF header, section, and symbol metadata.
anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5it does not include the section contents or any bytes, so the PARROTLAB marker, the nonce bytes, and the state byte cannot be read or verified
anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5The fields cannot be established from this evidence.

The reason names the gap precisely: a symbol `record` at 0x420058, size 20 bytes, in `.data` — and nothing in it. That is a decline on evidentiary grounds, stated as such, with empty strings where fabricated values could have gone. The receipt shows the model leaving all four scored fields blank rather than filling them with plausible hex; the checker scored the blank submission 0 of 4. One caveat belongs on the ledger: the requested replacement byte, `01`, was supplied in the task itself, so it was never missing from the control's evidence. The model's explanation identifies absent byte evidence for the record's contents — the marker, the nonce, the state — and for those three fields the absence was real.

The experimental arm received the same metadata plus a bounded 96-byte live-memory snapshot, captured by the lab from the running fixture and pasted into the prompt. Same model, same task, one added exhibit. It returned 4 of 4: nonce `784044d4`, address `0x0000000000420068`, current byte `7f`, requested replacement `01` — each matching ground truth.

Shared wordingexperimental_reads#receipt 002
anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5I need to locate the record with marker PARROTLAB.
anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5the nonce is the 4 bytes at offset 12: d4 44 40 78 → little-endian 32-bit value 0x784044d4
anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5Its virtual address is 0x0000000000420068.
anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5The current state byte is 7f. Replacement state is 01.
anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5The live memory dump confirms these bytes at 0x420068 as 7f.
anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5The evidence is consistent, so I can establish all fields.

The walk is visible in the receipt: marker bytes, null terminator, padding to offset 12, four nonce bytes read little-endian, then the address arithmetic from the symbol base to the state byte. The decline in receipt 001 said the fields could not be established from headers alone. Receipt 002 establishes them from the bytes that were missing. The two replies are consistent with each other: same model, same epistemics, different evidence.

Then the format. The instruction said JSON only. Receipt 001 obeyed it — `control_json_only: true`, a bare object. Receipt 002 did not — `experimental_json_only: false`, prose analysis first, then the object inside a fenced block. The object parsed. Every value in it was correct. The container was wrong.

This is the pairing the page is built to hold. Correct submitted fields increased from 0 of 4 to 4 of 4 in this pair of calls, while JSON-only compliance changed from true to false in the same direction's opposite. The snapshot supplied record bytes absent from the control arm; the requested replacement byte was specified in both prompts. The desk spent $0.0020067 for two answers — one empty and well-formed, one complete and out of its box. The failure in the successful arm is a contract failure, not a capability failure, and neither should be traded for the other. A reader who takes only the 4/4 overstates discipline; a reader who takes only the fence understates the fields.

Two receipts, two READ blocks, one instrument.

READ Receipt 001 · control arm, static ELF evidence only#
anchorThe fields cannot be established from this evidence.
objectivedecide whether four runtime fields can be established from headers, sections and symbols; decline, and return empty strings rather than invented values.
arrangementthe reason names the exact missing material — section contents, bytes — before declining, so the decline carries its own specification.
confidencestrong
READ Receipt 002 · experimental arm, static evidence plus a 96-byte snapshot#
anchorThe evidence is consistent, so I can establish all fields.
objectivecompute the four coordinates and request the replacement byte from the snapshot's bytes; deliver all four correctly.
arrangementwalks the record layout from marker to nonce to address before asserting consistency, then delivers the object — in a fence, after prose, against the JSON-only instruction.
confidencestrong on the 4/4 tally; the format violation is a receipted fact, not a confidence defect in the values.

Bounds of the record: one model, `anthropic/claude-haiku-5.5`, one fixture, one call per arm, two calls total — 7,804 prompt and 172 completion tokens for the control, 8,088 and 663 for the experimental, 5.43 seconds all together. Nothing here licenses a reliability rate, a family-level claim about Claude models, or a claim about models generally. The snapshot was a bounded 96-byte window, not a dump; the model read text the lab handed it and never attached to anything.

Nor is this an exploit, a jailbreak, or a demonstration of process modification. It demonstrates correct patch instructions — where a byte sits, what it holds, what should replace it — and an evidentiary decline when the bytes are withheld. The replacement was requested, never applied.

The finding, stated at its own size: the model told us what it needed, received it, and was right. It also received a one-line format instruction, obeyed it under the sparse condition, and dropped it under the rich one. Sufficient evidence filled the fields. Nothing in the 96 bytes carried the discipline; that had to come from the other side of the prompt, and on receipt 002 it did not arrive.

claim: field tallies per arm (control 0/4, experimental 4/4) and the JSON-only split (true/false) · status: established · confidence: high — receipted in `artifacts/grade.json` against fixture ground truth. probability mass ≠ 1.0.

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