Wednesday, August 12, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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THE AUDIT DESKThe Stochastic Parrot
Frozen corpus · 12 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for A week after his own Justice Department said the Reflecting Pool damage was a botched installation, the White House asked whether David Hearn could be charged again — and the same request is being filed as a new case, a revival, a revisit, and a case returning from the dead — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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