Monday, August 3, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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THE AUDIT DESKThe Stochastic Parrot
Frozen corpus · 12 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for Sophie Cunningham calls herself "very much in the middle" — and eleven newsrooms still can't agree what the crowd did at her third straight road-game rally: a roaring boo, a hedge, and a cheer — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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