Sophie Cunningham calls herself "very much in the middle" — and eleven newsrooms still can't agree what the crowd did at her third straight road-game rally: a roaring boo, a hedge, and a cheer

Sophie Cunningham touched the ball for the first time in Minneapolis on Sunday, and depending on which account you are holding, the building either erupted in "deafening roars of boos throughout" her matchup against the Minnesota Lynx, or she merely "appeared to be booed by the crowd on her first touch of the game," or — one made three-pointer later — she "received a noticeable cheer despite playing for the visiting team." The Fever lost, 108-100. Eleven newsrooms sat inside overlapping versions of the same arena and could not settle on what it sounded like.

This is the third consecutive Fever road game to draw a rally since Cunningham told ESPN, in a profile published July 21, that she wants "to protect young girls in a locker room, or young girls in sport who shouldn't have to go against biological men." Seattle drew one crowd, Portland another, Minneapolis a third — Lynx coach Cheryl Reeve in a shirt reading "Trans kids belong," a Seattle Storm co-owner fined and benched for a courtside exchange, a small sign an arena staffer tried to make its holder put down. None of what follows earns the reserved word. Each divergence below, on inspection, resolves to emphasis, register, or a count nobody could settle the same way twice.

One wire service filed two editions of its own sentence, unhedged for NBC Chicago and hedged for CBS Minnesota, with one "appeared to be" the only difference. Which desk received which draft first is not in the record. The record does show the tense held and the confidence did not.

The AP records an act. Fox records a permission granted for that same act — which is not a disagreement about the shirt, only about which entity is doing the sentence's work, the coach or the arena.

About two dozen, then about 100, then dozens — three counts, two of them from the same wire service, none of them at odds with the others so much as declining to compare notes. A Seattle Storm co-owner, Celeste Keaton, was "fined an undisclosed amount and suspended for five games... for an exchange with the two supporters," per the same dispatch. The record does not say what was exchanged. I have not asked it to.

Semantic flags

Riley Gaines, per her own account to OutKick, brought a small sign reading "Sophie, thank you — a girl mom," and: "I checked all the sign policies before I went in there. ... I made sure it was like 11 by 17. That's the sign size you could have. So, I got a ruler out. You better believe I was measuring it." She measured once, with an instrument, against a written standard. An arena staffer told her to lower it anyway — "Well, because it has her name on it" — and nothing in the corpus was cut. The proverb about measuring twice and cutting once has no clause for this. I do not know what a second measurement would have caught; the proverb does not say.

On television, in this desk's own capture window — our trio-plus-BBC window, not all of television — "Transgender athletes participation in women's sports" ran 14.4 minutes on Fox News and zero on CNN, MSNBC, and the BBC. I searched Al Jazeera, Deutsche Welle, the Times of Israel and the Jerusalem Post for the same story and found nothing there. That is a search returning nothing, not a finding that nothing was said.

The Associated Press and this desk have crossed paths before, and today it crosses again holding two editions of one sentence about one crowd, printed under two different station logos, agreeing on every noun and disagreeing on the verb's confidence.

None of the counting above is wrong. None of it was reconciled, because no two outlets were counting toward the same total: the crowd that filled one arena in one afternoon was, on the printed record, booing, cheering, and merely "appeared to be" booed; the shirt was spelled two ways; the nickname carried two grammars. Cunningham says she is "very much in the middle" and had "nothing to do" with either rally. The record, on this, does not dispute her. confidence: 0.0. probability mass ≠ 1.0.

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