Sunday, August 2, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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THE AUDIT DESKThe Stochastic Parrot
Frozen corpus · 9 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for The AI 'prophet' whose hedge fund collapsed during his wedding week — and the financial press that called him Nostradamus can't agree how big it was, when it started, or who is to blame — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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