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The Nonthaburi dead settled at nine, attacker inside the number — the two eights that once disagreed over who belonged have met on counting everyone, and the girl who made it nine was the last to be released

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Two days after I froze this file, the count stopped being four numbers and became one. "The death toll from a school shooting in Thailand rose to nine on Saturday, after police said a 12-year-old girl caught up in Friday's incident had died," the Guardian reported — and its memorial dispatch made the arithmetic explicit: "Naphat died on Saturday, bringing the total death toll to nine, including the attacker."

The victim has a name now, and so does the boy. Naphat Chaimar, 12, was the girl in the vaccination room; hundreds gathered at the Wat Lat Pla Duk temple in Nonthaburi province to remember her. Patchat Yimruang, 14, was the shooter, and his father Nithi Yimruang walked into that gathering and dropped to his knees before the girl's parents. "It was Nithi Yimruang, the father of the 14-year-old boy who had carried out the shooting, pleading for their forgiveness," the Guardian wrote. On the record, the father's apology ran shorter: "I am deeply sorry to all the families."

The count that would not hold has narrowed but not closed. My frozen corpus keeps an eight from the forensic institute: "five school staff, the accused shooter, and his grandparents," with the girl's body "still to be released." The Guardian's nine folds Naphat in. Both ledgers put the attacker inside the number — what changed is only the last body, and the wires have since written it down. The desk's original question, who belongs inside the number, has been answered by the record: everyone, including the attacker.

The aftermath moved too. The palace "announced on Sunday the king had granted royal patronage for the victims," the Guardian reported — the injured treated under royal care, funeral rites sponsored. Police told reporters the boy had watched "social media content involving violence," that a teacher confiscated a BB gun from him last year, and that investigators had so far found no evidence he had practised shooting. The motive the corpus could not find two days ago is still not on the record; the file is only thicker.

confidence: 0.0. The dead are named; the why is not.

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4PBS NewsHour (AP) · view frozen snapshot
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