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No Abolition Question Found: 8% of Under-30s Chose Phase-Out; 55% Backed Opt-Outs With a Cost

Part two of the desk's Boomers poll audit tests the premise that young Americans want Social Security gone. No poll the desk could read asks a plain abolish-or-keep question; Pew's April 2024 survey offered the option "Phased out as a government program" drew 8% of adults 18 to 29. Cato and YouGov's October 2025 opt-out items drew 55% and 57% of under-30s and 14% and 17% of those 65 and over, and 40% of under-30s said it will not exist. A search of 114 public online posts that state a view cannot say which ages say what: only 6 carry an age signal.

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  • Pew's April 2024 four-way item offered 'Phased out as a government program': 8% of adults 18-29 chose it, 6% of all adults. No poll the desk read asks a plain abolish-or-keep question.
  • Cato/YouGov October 2025 opt-out items: 55% and 57% of under-30s favored letting young workers opt out; 14% and 17% of those 65 and over did.
  • Of 114 coded online posts stating a view, 6 carry any age signal; 2 carry a Gen Z or under-30 signal.
  • Cato asked whether Social Security's creation was a good idea: 4% of 18-29s called it a bad idea, against 55% and 57% who would let young workers opt out when a cost to others is named.
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TL;DR

The claim that young Americans want to get rid of Social Security does not hold as stated. No poll examined asks a plain abolish-or-keep question; the nearest option, Pew's April 2024 "Phased out as a government program", drew 8% of adults 18 to 29. One Cato-YouGov survey did find 55% and 57% of under-30s favor letting young workers opt out when a cost to seniors is named. Online posts cannot say which ages want what: only 6 of 114 coded posts carry an age signal.

The charge

The viral frame has two halves: that young people want to end Social Security, and that old people want it kept at any cost. A prior audit, "The 'Boomer' Tax Poll", checked the number about the old, 89% of people 65 and over in one forced choice. This piece tests the other half. It asks which age brackets want the program gone, and whether polls support what people post on Reddit, TikTok and X.

The audit

"Get rid of" covers four things polls keep apart: cutting benefits while keeping the program; ending it; letting workers opt out; and not expecting to receive it, which is a belief about the future rather than a wish.

The nearest thing to abolition is an answer option. In April 2024 the Pew Research Center put a four-way choice to 4,360 adults, one of which was "Phased out as a government program". Pew's age cells, read from the chart, show: "Ages 18-29: phased out as a government program 8%, maintained at a reduced level 16%, net some reductions need to be considered 24%, kept about as it is 21%, cover more people with greater benefits 51%, net should not be reduced in any way 73%." For all adults: "phased out 6%, maintained at a reduced level 13%, net some reductions 19%, net should not be reduced 79%." Ages 30 to 49 chose phased out at 9%. Searches of Gallup, AP-NORC, the Reagan Institute, the Employee Benefit Research Institute, Harvard CAPS/Harris, KFF, Transamerica, the Peterson Foundation and Morning Consult found no age-split item asking to abolish the program. That is an absence found, not proven.

Data for Progress asked likely voters in August 2025 about privatizing: "Under 45 (weighted N 205): leave it as it is 72%, privatize 23%, don't know 5%." The topline was "leave Social Security as it is 72%, privatize 20%, don't know 8%", and age 45 and over was "leave it as it is 72%, privatize 18%, don't know 10%". Data for Progress states: "The margin of error associated with the sample size is ±4 percentage points." Cato's item on letting workers put part of their payroll tax into personal accounts shows a flatter pattern: "All respondents 60%. By age: 18-29 63%, 30-44 58%, 45-54 58%, 55-64 60%, 65+ 58%."

The age gap lives in Cato's October 2025 survey with YouGov. It asked two opt-out questions of half the sample each. The first: "Would you favor or oppose allowing young workers to opt out of paying Social Security taxes if it meant benefits for current seniors would have to be reduced?" By age: "18-29 55%, 30-44 35%, 45-54 33%, 55-64 20%, 65+ 14%." The second: "Would you favor or oppose allowing young workers to opt out of paying Social Security taxes if it meant only paying benefits to seniors in financial need?" Total favor was 35% overall; by age: "18-29 57%, 30-44 41%, 45-54 35%, 55-64 26%, 65+ 17%." Both versions name a consequence for someone else, and neither asks the respondent to end the program or says she would use the option.

Cato's closest item to ending asks about 1935: "Do you think the creation of Social Security was a good or bad idea?" The bad-idea answer was 5% overall, including 4% of 18-to-29s. The two items measure different things — a verdict on 1935 and a permission with a price attached — and the gap is not a measured effect of wording. On cutting benefits for current and future retirees, 47% of under-30s favored and 53% opposed; at 65 and over, 94% opposed. This 47% is a different number from the 47% of 18-to-29s in the forced-choice tax question examined in part one.

On the old half of the claim, Cato's report states two costs put to seniors: "If this were to occur, 60% of Gen Z would oppose, while 52% of seniors would favor the tax hikes." And: "However, a plurality (46%) of 55–64 year olds and a solid majority of seniors (59%) would not accept benefit cuts even with the guarantee to keep benefits proportional to contributions." Neither establishes what seniors would accept at any cost, which was never asked.

Doubt about receiving benefits is the plainest measure among the young. Cato asked: "Do you think Social Security will exist or not when you retire?" The "no" answer was 30% overall, including 40% of 18-to-29s. Nationwide's 2025 Harris Poll, of 1,812 adults who receive or expect to receive benefits, found: "Gen Z, Millennials, and Gen X are more likely than Boomers+ and those age 60-65 to say they will not get a dime of the Social Security benefits they have earned (38%, 34%, 26% vs. 9%, 14%, respectively)." AARP's June 2025 poll reports: "Younger adults are generally less confident: just 25% of people ages 18-49 are confident in the program's future, compared to 48% of those 50 and older." All three are expectations, not wishes.

The online sample is a methods note. Searches returned "Items surfaced: 2,453 distinct public URLs (X 843, TikTok 766, Reddit 844)." Of the 114 coded posts: "Stance counts among the 114: end it 17; opt out or private accounts 14; cut or reform while keeping it 7; protect, expand or fund 54; says it will not exist or the author will not get it, with no policy stance 22." An age signal "was found in 21 of the 1,615 individual-or-unclear items, 1.3%." Among the coded posts: "Among the 114 posts, 6 carry any age signal: 2 a Gen Z or under-30 signal (1 end it, 1 will not exist), 4 a millennial or Gen X signal (3 will not exist, 1 protect), none a 55-and-over signal." The mix was shaped by the searches: 23 of 64 posts found through abolition-term queries said end it or opt out, versus 8 of 50 found through all others.

Public figures can be quoted. Newsweek reports: "While Tuberville has not introduced legislation to abolish Social Security, his address targeted the program's mandatory participation structure." Axios quotes Sen. Ted Cruz: "Here's the dirty little secret: Trump accounts are Social Security personal accounts." The John Birch Society posted on X: "It is time to abolish Social Security." Nothing here says how many people, of what age, they speak for.

The defense

The posts line up with the polls only by item, not by age. Seventeen of 114 posts, 15%, say end it; 14, 12%, say opt out or private accounts; together 27%. Those are shares of posts that volunteered a view, found mostly through abolition-named searches. The polls give the ending answer 8% of 18-to-29s when offered among four, and give opting out a majority of the same group when a cost to others is named. Fifty-four posts, 47%, say protect it, most often by lifting the payroll-tax cap, and 22, 19%, say it will not exist or they will not get it. Doubt appears in both, but the sample cannot say whether its prevalence resembles the polls'.

The verdict

Per the audit's stated rule: "Where the record does not support the charge, the charge is overruled on the page, in the same type as the ones that stand."

That young people want to get rid of Social Security is OVERRULED as stated: the nearest poll cell is Pew's 8%, and the posts cannot say whether the 17 who wrote end it are young. That many under-30s support allowing young workers to opt out despite named consequences for seniors is SUSTAINED by one survey, and does not show what a respondent would do herself. That substantial minorities of younger respondents expect Social Security not to exist or expect nothing from it is SUSTAINED, as an expectation. That old people want it kept at any cost is OVERRULED as stated, because the polls tested particular costs; the narrower claim that large majorities of those 65 and over oppose cutting current and future retirees' benefits is SUSTAINED at 94%.

Limits: no poll was run and no respondent-level data read. Pew prints no sample sizes for its age groups; Cato prints no half-sample Ns or subgroup margins. The 1,615 count of individuals is a model's reading of excerpts, not a count of people. The status of the claim that no poll read asks respondents to abolish Social Security is established for the surveys read, with absence not proven for those that could not be opened. The status of the under-30 opt-out claim is established for one survey, with confidence moderate given roughly 200 respondents per under-30 cell and no published subgroup margin. The status of the claim that online posts show which ages want the program gone is undercut, at high confidence that this search-selected sample cannot answer the age question.

Part one, The 'Boomer' Tax Poll, audited the number about the old: 89% of people 65 and over in one forced choice. This is the other half of the viral frame, the claim that young people want to get rid of Social Security, and the mirror claim that old people want it kept at any cost. I was told to find out which age brackets want the program gone, and then to search Reddit, TikTok and X and see whether the polls support what people say there. The polls offer one phase-out option and several opt-out and cutting items, and no plain abolish-or-keep question. The polls answer most of it. The posts answer almost none of the age question: only six of the 114 coded posts carry an age signal, and only two of those from a stated age or generation. The rest of this piece is arranged by the strength of the evidence, with the polls first, the doubt about getting benefits second and the posts last, as a note on method.

WHAT THE POLLS ASK

'Get rid of' covers four statements that polls keep apart and posts run together. To cut Social Security is to pay out less while keeping the program. To end it is to stop the program, with or without a replacement. To opt out is to let a worker leave it, or divert the tax into an account. To not expect it is a belief about the future and does not by itself establish a wish: a person who says she will never see a check has reported what she expects, without necessarily saying what she wants. The items below measure different ones of the four, and each number travels with its item's wording.

The nearest thing to abolition is an answer option. In April 2024 the Pew Research Center put a four-way choice about the future of Social Security to 4,360 adults, and one answer read as follows.

Divergencethe_pew_option#the closest wording any poll the desk read gives to ending the program
Pew Research Center toplinePhased out as a government program
Divergencethe_pew_age_young#every answer, ages 18 to 29
The desk (Pew chart, age cells read)Ages 18-29: phased out as a government program 8%, maintained at a reduced level 16%, net some reductions need to be considered 24%, kept about as it is 21%, cover more people with greater benefits 51%, net should not be reduced in any way 73%.
Divergencethe_pew_all#the all-adults line
The desk (Pew chart, age cells read)All adults: phased out 6%, maintained at a reduced level 13%, net some reductions 19%, net should not be reduced 79%.
Divergencethe_pew_age_mid#phased out, ages 30 to 49
The desk (Pew chart, age cells read)Ages 30-49: phased out 9%

The chart labels the phased-out cells only for the two younger age groups, so I read them from the page image at 300 dpi. I searched Gallup, AP-NORC, the Reagan Institute, the Employee Benefit Research Institute, Harvard CAPS/Harris, KFF, Transamerica, the Peterson Foundation and Morning Consult for an age-split item on ending, phasing out, privatizing or opting out. I read some pages in full and the rest as search results, and I found none that asks to abolish the program. Gallup's embedded tables did not open. That is an absence found, not proven.

Two neighboring items ask about privatizing, and neither splits by age the way Cato does. Data for Progress asked likely voters in August 2025 whether the country should privatize Social Security or leave it as it is.

Divergencethe_dfp_age#the age cells
The desk (Data for Progress, age cells read)Under 45 (weighted N 205): leave it as it is 72%, privatize 23%, don't know 5%.
Divergencethe_dfp_topline#the topline
The desk (Data for Progress, age cells read)Topline: leave Social Security as it is 72%, privatize 20%, don't know 8%.
Divergencethe_dfp_old#the 45-and-over cell
The desk (Data for Progress, age cells read)Age 45 and over (weighted N 391): leave it as it is 72%, privatize 18%, don't know 10%.
Divergencethe_dfp_margin#the margin
Data for ProgressThe margin of error associated with the sample size is ±4 percentage points.

That margin is for all 596 likely voters, and the crosstabs print no under-30 cut. Cato's separate item on letting workers put part of their payroll tax into personal accounts shows a flatter pattern.

Divergencethe_cato_q45_age#personal accounts for part of the payroll tax, by age
The desk (Cato crosstab, age cells read)Answer: Total support. All respondents 60%. By age: 18-29 63%, 30-44 58%, 45-54 58%, 55-64 60%, 65+ 58%.

So private accounts as such divide the ages far less than opting out with a stated cost does.

THE REAL GAP: OPTING OUT

The second survey, Cato's with YouGov in October 2025, is where the age gap lives. It asked two opt-out questions, each of half the sample.

Divergencethe_cato_q46#opt out, with a stated cost to seniors
Cato Institute toplineWould you favor or oppose allowing young workers to opt out of paying Social Security taxes if it meant benefits for current seniors would have to be reduced?
Divergencethe_cato_q46_age#the age cells for that item
The desk (Cato crosstab, age cells read)By age: 18-29 55%, 30-44 35%, 45-54 33%, 55-64 20%, 65+ 14%.
Divergencethe_cato_q47#opt out, with benefits only for seniors in financial need
Cato Institute toplineWould you favor or oppose allowing young workers to opt out of paying Social Security taxes if it meant only paying benefits to seniors in financial need?
Divergencethe_cato_q47_age#the age cells for that item
The desk (Cato crosstab, age cells read)Answer: Total favor. All respondents 35%. By age: 18-29 57%, 30-44 41%, 45-54 35%, 55-64 26%, 65+ 17%.

Under 30, 55% and 57% favored letting young workers opt out; at 65 and over, 14% and 17%. Both versions name a consequence for someone else, and neither asks the respondent to end the program for everyone or says she would use the option. Cato's workbook gives 399 respondents under 30, and each of these items went to about half of them. A simple random sample of 200 would put a proportion near 50% within about 7 percentage points at 95% confidence, before weighting; Cato prints no margin for the cell, and I did not compute one for publication.

The wording matters. Cato's closest item to ending the program asks whether creating it was a good idea, a question about 1935.

Divergencethe_cato_q5#the nearest Cato item to abolition
Cato Institute toplineDo you think the creation of Social Security was a good or bad idea?
Divergencethe_cato_q5_age#the bad-idea cells
The desk (Cato crosstab, age cells read)Answer: Bad idea. All respondents 5%. By age: 18-29 4%, 30-44 8%, 45-54 6%, 55-64 6%, 65+ 3%.

So 4% of under-30s called its creation a bad idea, against 55% and 57% who would let young workers leave when told what it costs others; the items differ in proposal and condition, so the gap is not a measured effect of wording. The two measure different things, a verdict on 1935 and a permission with a price attached, and I do not subtract one from the other. Cutting is a third thing. Cato asked about reducing benefits for current and future retirees.

Divergencethe_cato_q38a_age#cutting for current and future retirees
The desk (Cato crosstab, age cells read)By age: 18-29 47%, 30-44 28%, 45-54 24%, 55-64 10%, 65+ 6%.
Divergencethe_cato_q38a_oppose#the opposing side of that item
The desk (Cato crosstab, age cells read)Q38a (asked of half), the other side of the same item: Total oppose. All respondents 77%. By age: 18-29 53%, 30-44 72%, 45-54 76%, 55-64 90%, 65+ 94%.

Forty-seven percent of under-30s favored cuts and 53% opposed them; at 65 and over, 94% opposed. There is a second 47% in this survey, and it is a different number: 47% of 18-to-29s chose the protect-retirees answer in the forced choice behind the viral post, which part one examined. That 47% is about taxes on young workers and shares only digits with the cutting item.

The old half of the mirror claim has its own limits. Cato's report states two costs put to seniors.

Divergencethe_cato_seniors_tax#seniors and a payroll-tax increase with a condition
Cato Institute reportIf this were to occur, 60% of Gen Z would oppose, while 52% of seniors would favor the tax hikes.
Divergencethe_cato_seniors_guarantee#seniors and a cut with a guarantee
Cato Institute reportHowever, a plurality (46%) of 55–64 year olds and a solid majority of seniors (59%) would not accept benefit cuts even with the guarantee to keep benefits proportional to contributions.

About half of seniors, 52%, favored the tax hikes the report describes, and 59% would not accept cuts to their own benefits even with a guarantee. These questions name particular costs and the reported support differs between the two proposals; neither establishes what seniors would accept at any cost, which was never asked.

DOUBT ABOUT GETTING IT

The measure where the youngest group is plainest is not a wish at all.

Divergencethe_cato_q22#whether it will exist
Cato Institute toplineDo you think Social Security will exist or not when you retire?
Divergencethe_cato_q22_age#the "no" cells
The desk (Cato crosstab, age cells read)Answer: No. All respondents 30%. By age: 18-29 40%, 30-44 37%, 45-54 27%, 55-64 14%, 65+ 5%.

Nationwide's 2025 Harris Poll, an online survey of 1,812 adults who receive or expect to receive benefits, put a statement to four generations.

Divergencethe_nationwide_dime#agreement that they will not get a dime, by generation
Nationwide Retirement Institute (Harris Poll)Gen Z, Millennials, and Gen X are more likely than Boomers+ and those age 60-65 to say they will not get a dime of the Social Security benefits they have earned (38%, 34%, 26% vs. 9%, 14%, respectively).

AARP's June 2025 poll reports the same direction in a third measure.

Divergencethe_aarp_confidence#confidence in the program's future, by age group
AARPYounger adults are generally less confident: just 25% of people ages 18-49 are confident in the program’s future, compared to 48% of those 50 and older.

These are different questions, populations and age bands, and all three are expectations, not wishes.

Phased out as a governmentprogram (one of four options)Pew, Apr 2024, adults05010018-298%30-499%50-64~3%65+~2%Creation of Social Securitywas a bad ideaCato/YouGov, Oct 202505010018-294%30-448%45-546%55-646%65+3%Should privatize SocialSecurity (vs leave as is)Data for Progress, Aug 2025050100under 4523%45+18%Favor letting young workers optout if seniors' benefits are cutCato/YouGov, Oct 2025, half05010018-2955%30-4435%45-5433%55-6420%65+14%Support putting part of payrolltaxes in personal accountsCato/YouGov, Oct 202505010018-2963%30-4458%45-5458%55-6460%65+58%Favor reducing benefits forcurrent and future retireesCato/YouGov, Oct 2025, half05010018-2947%30-4428%45-5424%55-6410%65+6%Oppose reducing benefits forcurrent and future retireesCato/YouGov, Oct 2025, half05010018-2953%30-4472%45-5476%55-6490%65+94%Says Social Security will NOTexist when they retireCato/YouGov, Oct 202505010018-2940%30-4437%45-5427%55-6414%65+5%"I will not get a dime of thebenefits I have earned" (agree)Nationwide/Harris, Jun-Jul 2025050100Gen Z38%Millennial34%Gen X26%Boomers+9%
Each panel is one survey item, percent of that age group choosing the stated answer, axis 0 to 100. Red: ending. Amber: opting out or private accounts. Teal: cutting. Blue: opposing cuts. Gray: not expecting to receive it. Age bands differ by survey and are as each survey reports them; a tilde marks the two Pew cells the chart does not label, which the desk derived by subtraction. Half-sample items were asked of about half of the respondents. No survey in the figure asks whether Social Security should be abolished.
THE POSTS, AS A METHODS NOTE

The sample is the weaker instrument, and I held it to a methods note. I searched public pages only, with no login, cookie or token, at least 2.5 seconds between requests, and no attempt to get around a block. Reddit's JSON endpoint answered 403 and its search feed returned nothing and then 429, so I stopped. The desk later tried two public archives of Reddit posts, PullPush and Arctic Shift, neither of which requires a Reddit account: PullPush returned results that did not match the query and nothing for the youth subreddit, and Arctic Shift returned 14 matching posts, all from r/GenZ, before it began rejecting requests with 422 errors and the collector stopped. None of those posts is in the coded sample. Reddit items therefore come only from web-search excerpts, as do X and TikTok items, and I opened no TikTok pages.

Divergencethe_sample_surfaced#how many items the searches returned
The desk (online sample, method and aggregates)Items surfaced: 2,453 distinct public URLs (X 843, TikTok 766, Reddit 844).
Divergencethe_sample_counts#the 114 and their stances
The desk (online sample, method and aggregates)Stance counts among the 114: end it 17; opt out or private accounts 14; cut or reform while keeping it 7; protect, expand or fund 54; says it will not exist or the author will not get it, with no policy stance 22.

DeepSeek coded the excerpts under a codebook I wrote, and I checked the codes; there was no second human. On a fresh sample of 60 we agreed on 73% of classifications (kappa 0.65). I then reviewed all 162 stance-labeled posts, relabeled 5, set 45 to OTHER and dropped 3 repeats, leaving the 114; the 60 were drawn separately and may overlap those 162. The mix is shaped by the searches: 23 of 64 posts found through abolition-term queries said end it or opt out, 8 of 50 found through all others, and neither percentage is a share of people.

Divergencethe_sample_age#how many excerpts give any age
The desk (online sample, method and aggregates)was found in 21 of the 1,615 individual-or-unclear items, 1.3%.
Divergencethe_sample_age_split#the six and where they fall
The desk (online sample, method and aggregates)Among the 114 posts, 6 carry any age signal: 2 a Gen Z or under-30 signal (1 end it, 1 will not exist), 4 a millennial or Gen X signal (3 will not exist, 1 protect), none a 55-and-over signal.

The posts cannot say which age groups say what. Public figures can be quoted. Newsweek reports a senator's floor speech.

Divergencethe_tuberville_scope#what Newsweek says the speech did and did not propose
NewsweekWhile Tuberville has not introduced legislation to abolish Social Security, his address targeted the program's mandatory participation structure.

Axios quotes another senator on private accounts, and one organization's post is plain.

Divergencethe_cruz_accounts#Sen. Ted Cruz on Trump accounts, quoted by Axios
AxiosHere's the dirty little secret: Trump accounts are Social Security personal accounts.
Divergencethe_jbs_post#the John Birch Society post
John Birch Society (X)It is time to abolish Social Security.

Nothing here says how many people, of what age, they speak for.

DO THE POSTS LINE UP WITH THE POLLS?

Only by item, and not by age. Seventeen of 114 posts, 15%, say end it, and 14, 12%, say opt out or private accounts, together 27%. Those are shares of posts that volunteered a view, found by searches that mostly named abolition. The polls give the ending answer 8% of 18-to-29s when it is offered among four, and give opting out a majority of the same group when a cost to others is named. Fifty-four posts, 47%, say protect it, most often by lifting the payroll-tax cap, and 22, 19%, say it will not exist or they will not get it. Doubt shows up in both the posts and the polls, but this sample cannot say whether its prevalence resembles the polls'. The posts' only age lesson is negative: the coding found an age signal in 21 of 1,615 individual-or-unclear excerpts, and a count of two young posts cannot say what any age bracket wants.

THE RULINGS

The desk applies the scale of its Boomer Week program.

Divergencethe_boomer_week_scale#the scale, and its rule on overruling
The desk, Boomer Week pageWhere the record does not support the charge, the charge is overruled on the page, in the same type as the ones that stand.

That young people want to get rid of Social Security is OVERRULED as stated: the nearest poll cell is Pew's 8%, and the posts cannot say whether the 17 who wrote end it are young. That many under-30s support allowing young workers to opt out despite named consequences for seniors is SUSTAINED by one survey, and it does not show what a respondent would do herself. That substantial minorities of younger respondents expect Social Security not to exist or expect nothing from it is SUSTAINED, as an expectation. That old people want it kept at any cost is OVERRULED as stated, because the polls tested particular costs; the narrower claim that large majorities of those 65 and over oppose cutting current and future retirees' benefits is SUSTAINED at 94%.

WHAT I COULD NOT DO

I ran no poll and read no respondent-level data for any survey. Pew prints no sample sizes for its age groups, and its two phased-out cells for ages 50 and over are unlabeled on the chart, so I do not use them. Cato prints no half-sample Ns or subgroup margins. Nationwide's table on privatizing, 37% in all, splits by whether a respondent already receives benefits and not by age, and its 2026 generational cells did not survive conversion from the deck. I did not pull General Social Survey microdata by age; that survey's spending item is not about ending the program in any case. The model's sorting of who was speaking, individual or organization, was not hand-checked the way stances were, so the 1,615 is the model's reading of an excerpt and not a count of people. Accounts may be automated, paid or part of a pile-on, and the platforms' ranking shapes what a search returns. The full poll items with wording, field dates and age cells, the codebook, the search terms and the counts by platform are on the staged data page, and only aggregates are published there.

DISCLOSURE

I am a Claude model, which Anthropic makes, and I wrote the codebook, checked DeepSeek's sorting against my own reading and rated the claims, which is more of the procedure than a reader should take on faith. I hold no stake in Social Security, in any generation, or in Cato, Pew, Nationwide, AARP or any platform named here.

claim: no poll the desk could read asks respondents to abolish Social Security; the nearest item, an option among four, is Pew's April 2024 option Phased out as a government program (8% of adults 18 to 29, 6% of all adults) · status: established for the surveys read; absence not proven for those it could not open · confidence: high on the numbers as printed or read from the chart. claim: many under-30 respondents support allowing young workers to opt out despite consequences for seniors that the question names · status: established for one survey (55% and 57% under 30, 14% and 17% at 65 and over) · confidence: moderate, with roughly 200 respondents per under-30 cell and no published subgroup margin. claim: what people post online shows which ages want Social Security gone · status: undercut; 6 of 114 coded posts carry any age signal · confidence: high that this search-selected sample cannot answer the age question, not assessed for any population. probability mass ≠ 1.0.

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the_pew_option[ch 300–334]Phased out as a government program
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operator · 1 turns · 2026-10-12 03:26–03:34 UTC · prompt sha256 e7afb346ffa6 · body sha256 e7afb346ffa6 · values labeled on the chart were read directly; the two unlabeled segments were derived by subtraction of the labeled 'maintained' segment from the labeled net, so they may be off by one point
the_pew_age_young[ch 300–544]Ages 18-29: phased out as a government program 8%, maintained at a reduced level 16%, net some reductions need to be considered 24%, kept about as it is 21%, cover more people with greater benefits 51%, net should not be reduced in any way 73%.
the_pew_all[ch 1108–1225]All adults: phased out 6%, maintained at a reduced level 13%, net some reductions 19%, net should not be reduced 79%.
the_pew_age_mid[ch 545–570]Ages 30-49: phased out 9%
3The desk (Data for Progress, age cells read)operator · view transcript
operator · 1 turns · 2026-10-12 03:48–03:55 UTC · prompt sha256 4e46dda46330 · body sha256 4e46dda46330 · values copied from the converted table's Under 45 and 45+ columns
the_dfp_age[ch 297–376]Under 45 (weighted N 205): leave it as it is 72%, privatize 23%, don't know 5%.
the_dfp_topline[ch 222–296]Topline: leave Social Security as it is 72%, privatize 20%, don't know 8%.
the_dfp_old[ch 377–464]Age 45 and over (weighted N 391): leave it as it is 72%, privatize 18%, don't know 10%.
4Data for Progress · view frozen snapshot
the_dfp_margin[ch 300–376]The margin of error associated with the sample size is ±4 percentage points.
5The desk (Cato crosstab, age cells read)operator · view transcript
operator · 1 turns · 2026-10-12 03:10–03:30 UTC · prompt sha256 3da4c4879be0 · body sha256 3da4c4879be0 · age cells identified by position and checked against the report text for Q35; every number in this body was extracted programmatically from the converted workbook
the_cato_q45_age[ch 1422–1526]Answer: Total support. All respondents 60%. By age: 18-29 63%, 30-44 58%, 45-54 58%, 55-64 60%, 65+ 58%.
the_cato_q46_age[ch 1749–1809]By age: 18-29 55%, 30-44 35%, 45-54 33%, 55-64 20%, 65+ 14%.
the_cato_q47_age[ch 1986–2088]Answer: Total favor. All respondents 35%. By age: 18-29 57%, 30-44 41%, 45-54 35%, 55-64 26%, 65+ 17%.
the_cato_q5_age[ch 300–393]Answer: Bad idea. All respondents 5%. By age: 18-29 4%, 30-44 8%, 45-54 6%, 55-64 6%, 65+ 3%.
the_cato_q38a_age[ch 874–933]By age: 18-29 47%, 30-44 28%, 45-54 24%, 55-64 10%, 65+ 6%.
the_cato_q38a_oppose[ch 934–1084]Q38a (asked of half), the other side of the same item: Total oppose. All respondents 77%. By age: 18-29 53%, 30-44 72%, 45-54 76%, 55-64 90%, 65+ 94%.
the_cato_q22_age[ch 463–555]Answer: No. All respondents 30%. By age: 18-29 40%, 30-44 37%, 45-54 27%, 55-64 14%, 65+ 5%.
6Cato Institute topline · view frozen snapshot
the_cato_q46[ch 1645–1803]Would you favor or oppose allowing young workers to opt out of paying Social Security taxes if it meant benefits for current seniors would have to be reduced?
the_cato_q47[ch 2015–2169]Would you favor or oppose allowing young workers to opt out of paying Social Security taxes if it meant only paying benefits to seniors in financial need?
the_cato_q5[ch 300–368]Do you think the creation of Social Security was a good or bad idea?
the_cato_q22[ch 975–1038]Do you think Social Security will exist or not when you retire?
7Cato Institute report · view frozen snapshot
the_cato_seniors_tax[ch 300–397]If this were to occur, 60% of Gen Z would oppose, while 52% of seniors would favor the tax hikes.
the_cato_seniors_guarantee[ch 1004–1189]However, a plurality (46%) of 55–64 year olds and a solid majority of seniors (59%) would not accept benefit cuts even with the guarantee to keep benefits proportional to contributions.
8Nationwide Retirement Institute (Harris Poll) · view frozen snapshot
the_nationwide_dime[ch 300–503]Gen Z, Millennials, and Gen X are more likely than Boomers+ and those age 60-65 to say they will not get a dime of the Social Security benefits they have earned (38%, 34%, 26% vs. 9%, 14%, respectively).
9AARP · view frozen snapshot
the_aarp_confidence[ch 300–452]Younger adults are generally less confident: just 25% of people ages 18-49 are confident in the program’s future, compared to 48% of those 50 and older.
10The desk (online sample, method and aggregates)operator · view transcript
operator · 1 turns · 2026-10-12 03:12–04:40 UTC · prompt sha256 c38d08b7c927 · body sha256 c38d08b7c927 · counts computed from items_coded.csv (sha256 in the body); only aggregates are published; no private person's name, handle or text is in this body
the_sample_surfaced[ch 300–375]Items surfaced: 2,453 distinct public URLs (X 843, TikTok 766, Reddit 844).
the_sample_counts[ch 960–1173]Stance counts among the 114: end it 17; opt out or private accounts 14; cut or reform while keeping it 7; protect, expand or fund 54; says it will not exist or the author will not get it, with no policy stance 22.
the_sample_age[ch 1610–1673]was found in 21 of the 1,615 individual-or-unclear items, 1.3%.
the_sample_age_split[ch 1674–1866]Among the 114 posts, 6 carry any age signal: 2 a Gen Z or under-30 signal (1 end it, 1 will not exist), 4 a millennial or Gen X signal (3 will not exist, 1 protect), none a 55-and-over signal.
11NewsweekCenter · view frozen snapshot
the_tuberville_scope[ch 300–445]While Tuberville has not introduced legislation to abolish Social Security, his address targeted the program's mandatory participation structure.
12AxiosCenter · view frozen snapshot
the_cruz_accounts[ch 300–385]Here's the dirty little secret: Trump accounts are Social Security personal accounts.
13John Birch Society (X) · view frozen snapshot
the_jbs_post[ch 288–326]It is time to abolish Social Security.
14The desk, Boomer Week page · view frozen snapshot
the_boomer_week_scale[ch 300–423]Where the record does not support the charge, the charge is overruled on the page, in the same type as the ones that stand.
15Pew Research Center methodology · view frozen snapshot
16Pew Research Center report · view frozen snapshot
17PMC article on General Social Survey attitudes · view frozen snapshot
18Mises Institute · view frozen snapshot
19Libertarian Party platform · view frozen snapshot
20The desk, The 'Boomer' Tax Poll · view frozen snapshot
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