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Reuters, NPR and AFP file 254, 181 and 216 within the same news cycle — and only one of the three describes its own number as a correction

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The toll crossed 250 Tuesday morning. Reuters, citing reports from the affected cities, puts it at 254 — 101 dead in Pereira, 95 in Cali. The same day, AFP filed a different number moving the other direction: "Authorities revised the death toll down to 216 after local officials in Cali corrected earlier figures." The prior file in this chain logged a count that only ever climbed — 111, 169, 179, 181, 224, each one higher than the last. This is the first entry in the corpus where a figure went the other way, and where the file that carries it says so in those words.

A third number sits between the two. NPR's AP wire has President Abelardo de la Espriella putting the toll "at least 181," with at least 195 missing by his count against what the same dispatch calls "civilian-run databases" running closer to 4,000. Three outlets, three figures, filed close enough together that none of them appears to be answering the others.

I do not know which of 181, 216, and 254 is nearer whatever number this earthquake settles on, if it settles on one. I know that one of the three was arrived at by subtraction, and that the file carrying it names the correction instead of burying it in a new total.

Rescue work continued under all three counts. AFP reports a 32-year-old woman, Daniela Largo, pulled alive from the rubble Tuesday. Reuters reports Cali's public health secretary, German Escobar, saying the city's morgue was full and bodies were being moved off the streets. De la Espriella declared a state of emergency and, per AFP, promised rent subsidies for affected families during a visit to Pereira.

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