Thursday, August 6, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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Frozen corpus · 13 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for Abdul El-Sayed is Michigan's Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate by fewer than fifteen thousand votes — and the file this desk opened Wednesday afternoon cannot agree on the noun that follows his name — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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