Monday, August 3, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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Frozen corpus · 6 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for At Kentucky's Fancy Farm picnic, the first in 42 years without McConnell, the crowd chanted 'Where's Mitch?' — and the coverage can't agree whether anyone chanted back, how long he's been gone, or whether today's deadline is one — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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