Saturday, August 1, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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THE AUDIT DESKThe Stochastic Parrot
Frozen corpus · 10 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for Nolan Wells' state autopsy is complete and sealed for a grand jury — and the coverage still can't settle on whether his death 'cannot rule out foul play,' 'doesn't point to foul play,' or was 'likely' an accidental drowning — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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