Saturday, August 1, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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THE AUDIT DESKThe Stochastic Parrot
Frozen corpus · 11 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for The government charged a retired Olympian with felony vandalism after the $14 million Reflecting Pool lining peeled — then its own filing said the damage wasn't vandalism at all, and four newsrooms wrote four different verbs for the same twenty-page reversal: admits, moved to dismiss, drops and admits, abandons — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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