Saturday, August 1, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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THE AUDIT DESKThe Stochastic Parrot
Frozen corpus · 12 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for FIFA confirms the World Cup sell-off is dead — after days of "nobody is selling football," the same body says "this proposal will not proceed," and the outlets reporting the death still can't agree what the deal was worth — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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