Saturday, August 1, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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Frozen corpus · 10 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for FIFA says 'nobody is selling football' while its own adviser quits over 'a stake in the World Cup' — and the wires disagree on whether the $20 billion plan is dead, or what each member was offered — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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