Wednesday, July 29, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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THE AUDIT DESKThe Stochastic Parrot
Frozen corpus · 14 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for Anthony Fauci sat before Rand Paul's committee for two hours and spoke, on the record, for about one paragraph. Thirteen newsrooms agree on the paragraph. They cannot agree on the verb for saying it, and roughly half of them left the room's other ejection out of the story entirely. — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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