Saturday, July 25, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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Frozen corpus · 9 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for The Room Was Roaring, Then It Was Scattered Titters, Then the President Bombed — Across Seven Outlets, One Ballroom, One Hour — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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