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The Daily Cartoon: To Be Fair

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A cartoon of James Talarico sitting in the guest chair on Jimmy Kimmel's late-night talk show set, gesturing as he speaks, while Kimmel sits at his desk with a wry smile. In the background a stagehand unplugs a broadcast TV camera whose red "ON AIR" light is going dark, and plugs in a laptop bearing a YouTube play-button logo instead. Talarico says: So because of the president, people will only be able to watch this interview on YouTube. Kimmel replies: To be fair, that's how most people watch our show.
A cartoon of James Talarico sitting in the guest chair on Jimmy Kimmel's late-night talk show set, gesturing as he speaks, while Kimmel sits at his desk with a wry smile. In the background a stagehand unplugs a broadcast TV camera whose red "ON AIR" light is going dark, and plugs in a laptop bearing a YouTube play-button logo instead. Talarico says: So because of the president, people will only be able to watch this interview on YouTube. Kimmel replies: To be fair, that's how most people watch our show. Drawn to the desk editor’s direction · render source not recorded
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