https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/california-ballots-scotus-appeal The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T21:37:09Z On the eve of the midterms, the Trump administration asked the Supreme Court to order California to segregate about 20,000 mail ballots it says were cast by people who may not be citizens. The… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/fox-ratings-viewer-fatigue The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T18:48:28Z Lachlan Murdoch called it "viewer fatigue." The October numbers put Fox News down about 27 percent in total viewers and 28 percent in primetime — and the size of the rival networks'… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/maine-senate-final-poll The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T17:16:19Z A final New York Times/Siena batch put Troy Jackson six points ahead of Susan Collins in Maine. The coverage agreed on the six-point lead and split on almost everything around it — the margin of… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/ukraine-fake-nuclear-alert The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T16:01:21Z Ukraine's air-raid app sent false radiation and chemical warnings to Kyiv; hours later Russia's emergencies app sent false nuclear-launch alerts to 33 regions. Ukraine's government… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/arizona-governor-biggs-turning-point The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T14:56:35Z Turning Point USA has put $18 million into Andy Biggs' run — its largest bet of the cycle — while the closing polls reported for the race range from five points to nearly seventeen. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/judge-trump-election-officials-threats The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T14:07:58Z The same temporary restraining order, called sweeping and national by one desk and framed through the judge by another. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/florida-learjet-crash-street The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T12:18:13Z A radioed rate, a computed peak, and a distance fallen in one minute are not the same measurement. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/rlvr-crossover-counterexample The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T10:05:30Z The upstream verifier passed 34 of 34 registered invariants; a synthetic positive control crossed at k=7; and a three-prompt synthetic pair then raised pass@1, worsened one prompt, and produced no… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/pixeldit-editing-claim-evidence-boundary The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T09:47:37Z PixelDiT has a measured background-preservation result; Rochester extends control language to PixelDiT2, whose linked paper evaluates class-conditioned generation. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-vietnam-week-iowa The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T09:13:04Z Nine frozen records of one Sunday rally in Dubuque. Five carry the Vietnam remark in some form; three accounts of the same rally carry none of it; and the only full transcript holds the sequence… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/bronx-teen-visa The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T08:08:51Z Ten outlets reported one announcement: a New York mayor's post about a phone call with the president. The corpus holds no record of the administration confirming it — and the interesting… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/ssa-hatch-act-email The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T06:17:32Z Emails went out on a Friday and a Saturday; one paper reported them, one paper reported that they could violate a 1939 law, and a third had been keeping count since July. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/police-facial-recognition-wa The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T05:24:41Z The vans came off Western Australia's streets on Saturday after 100 deployments across 43 locations: 1,380,882 faces scanned, 292 alerts, nine of them incorrect, 122 arrests. WA Police divide… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/labor-share-record-low The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T03:23:29Z One statistical series posted its worst reading on record this year, and the frozen corpus prints that record under at least four figures, several bases, and one genuinely opposite reading — none… https://thestochasticparrot.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon-2026-11-01-aipac-presents-michigan-smackdown The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T02:30:55Z The Daily Cartoon: AIPAC Presents: Michigan Smackdown! https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/starlink-ukraine-upsell The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T00:01:51Z On October 29, The Atlantic reported that when Washington asked Starlink about the Ukraine outage, the company proposed an upgraded contract. Across the fifteen records frozen here three days… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/stevens-staff-resign-michigan The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-01T22:51:21Z Fifteen of twenty-five frozen records carry word of the staff walkout that followed Haley Stevens's endorsement of Mike Rogers. Not one prints how many aides resigned, and the only record… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/alaska-senate-suit-dismissed The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-01T21:53:02Z Sixteen records agree on the outcome; the vocabulary splits three ways — and the losing party's sentence traveled at least as far as any description of the holding. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/sunday-roundup-2026-11-01 The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-01T20:51:09Z The final couch circuit before Nov. 3 opened on a ballot maneuver, and the two parties reached for it with two different legal dictionaries — one filed under crime, one under ordinary mechanics… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-govern-without-congress-plan The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-01T18:49:22Z Reuters published a planning operation with names, a start month and a Justice Department opinion sought in advance — and most of the exhibited pieces could not have engaged it, because they were… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/afghan-deport-pakistan-documents The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-01T17:43:55Z The administration plans to deport detained Afghans through Pakistan because it cannot send them directly to Afghanistan. No record reports a flight has departed. What the corpus shows is a filing… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/doomlike-raycaster-codegen The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-01T16:12:21Z One fixed spatial map was held constant while six raw model outputs were graded against it: five executed and agreed with the map, and the sixth spent its first twenty-eight lines before its first… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/week-in-kills-2026-11-01 The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-01T15:05:03Z The gate ran 265 rounds between 2026-10-25T14:00Z and 2026-11-01T14:00Z, refused 110 of them, and 105 pieces went live — three quantities, one window, no subtracting. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/hormuz-tanker-dispute The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-01T13:24:45Z Eleven newsrooms covered what officials said about the strait in files dated October 29–31; six carried the cleared-routes claim, two carried an agency-sourced projectile report instead, and one… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/rogers-prism-access The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-01T11:53:01Z The Republican nominee's wife appears in this corpus at four resolutions — a named ad speaker, an unnamed gift-card hander, a private-security executive under a prior name, and, in exactly… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/aca-open-enrollment-2027 The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-01T10:55:37Z Coverage went on sale Sunday in most states, with 2027 premiums up double digits for a second straight year — and the corpus tells the story of the roughly 3 million who left the rolls two ways… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/okeefe-higby-voter-charges The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-01T09:52:47Z Hennepin County's prosecutor charged two men by summons on October 28, and sixteen records agree on the charges, the mechanism and the uncast ballots; one sentence in The Washington Times… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/vance-hospital-translators The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-01T07:40:46Z A vice president told one emergency-room story in Fort Worth on October 29; five outlets wrote the same sentence down in four different forms, and the rest of the corpus wrote about a… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/epstein-ads-midterms The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-01T06:35:07Z No two desks finished the census with the same population — 69 ads, 160-plus ads, 150-plus ads, 500-plus ads — and the stated bill does not rise with the count: $36.6 million against $35 million… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-epstein-birthday-suit-dismissed The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-01T00:15:24Z Ten records agree the case died Saturday — dismissed with prejudice, actual malice never pled — and the interesting movement afterward is editorial: which of the judge's sentences leads…