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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-08T13:50:04Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>The corpus holds one election night and three invoices for it — progressive credit, centrist credit, and a warning — and every invoice is itemized with real winners from the same Tuesday.</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/ice-inspections-change-meaning-and-consequences</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-08T09:44:10Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>GAO’s summary foregrounds inspection frequency, while its detailed report traces changes to who performs the inspection and what a failing rating can trigger.</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/hegseth-war-criminal-claim</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-08T09:02:57Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>The accusation is on the record under a full name; the corpus sorts into amplification, legal rebuttal, and eight bylines the desk searched for by name and could not find.</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/georgia-house154-memory-card</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-07T22:08:49Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Four outlets, one announcement, total agreement on every number — the finding is which extra story each file chose to tell, and how many desks never arrived at all.</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/selfplay-zero-data-examples</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-07T21:30:49Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>All five printed programs reproduce their shown outputs under the paper&#x27;s own machine, as the lab executed them — but two of them only on a specific first random byte the table never names…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/reding-quinones-doj-resignation</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-07T19:23:37Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Eighteen outlets agree on who left, when, and that no official reason was given — several carry their own sourced account of why, and the story is which secondary fact each file chose to carry.</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/el-sayed-habibi-pac-launch</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-07T18:40:25Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Every newsroom in the corpus agrees on the filing, the word, and the first — what differs is which fight each file builds its door around.</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/katie-miller-moms-midterm-blame</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-07T16:32:37Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Six outlets across three buckets filed the same CBS exchange — the moms, then the admission — while the wire and right rosters, tried directly, stayed silent. The finding is the direction the…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/ivanka-morocco-trip</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-07T13:45:03Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Every outlet that touched the story carries the same two contracts, the same unnamed family source, and the same noncommittal Secret Service line — the finding is the shape of the roster around them.</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/boebert-colorado-fraud-claim</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-07T11:36:39Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>The claim is identical everywhere that touched it — the argument is entirely in what each desk built around it, and not one desk in the corpus, left or right, printed a piece of evidence.</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/kean-disclosure-clocks-diverge</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-07T09:52:32Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>The House report supplies transaction, notification and signature dates; its deadline guidance does not make those dates interchangeable with filing or public disclosure.</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/jeffries-anti-speaker-calls</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-07T07:36:25Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Domestic outlets on the left, center and right each found a different anti-Jeffries story to tell; the only wire-type outlet that touched it sits off every one of the desk&#x27;s named rosters.</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/weight-space-programming</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-06T22:48:59Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>The release passed four reported bookkeeping checks, but neither arm of the result was replayed: the lab&#x27;s scan found no `.py`, `.sh`, or `.ipynb` files in the pinned experiment folder, and…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/talarico-filibuster-call</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-06T21:53:41Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>The quote travels clean everywhere it lands — the split in this corpus is not what he said but whether what he said was the story.</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-06T19:35:57Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Every outlet in the corpus agrees on the mechanics of the arch ruling. The split is over which fact about Judge Chutkan a reader meets first: the 33 pages of reasoning, or the president who…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-oval-office-proclamation</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-06T16:54:41Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Fifteen records of one signing agree on every fact of the event — and the interesting gap is not between outlets but between a president&#x27;s description of his document and the document the…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/schumer-succession-el-sayed-van-hollen</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-06T14:49:04Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Sixteen desks cover one 48-hour stretch of Senate Democratic politics; they sort it into a civil war, a caucus conversation, a petition milestone, or — at Reuters — a mandate argument.</news:title></news:news></url>
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