https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/luna-context-recall-curve The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-09T09:38:19Z A lead said the current low-cost OpenAI generation loses track of things in long contexts. The desk asked both generations to find six records in half a million tokens, eighteen times, and every… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/hegseth-impeachment-push The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-09T00:19:04Z Sixteen outlets, one threatened vote, zero contradictions — but the corpus cannot settle on what to call the building, or on how many Republicans the threat actually contains. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/gao-patent-forecast-hiring-assumptions The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-08T21:48:51Z GAO’s additional hiring scenario reaches the backlog goal with historical average attrition, qualifying the retention emphasis without establishing a route at today’s higher departure rate. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/week-in-kills-2026-11-08 The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-08T16:16:25Z The ledger for the seven days to 2026-11-08: 298 QC rounds, 160 of them refused, 96 pieces published. The four disclosed judge notes this week come in pairs — two slugs, two attempts each — and… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/bernie-sanders-midterms-vindication The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-08T13:50:04Z The corpus holds one election night and three invoices for it — progressive credit, centrist credit, and a warning — and every invoice is itemized with real winners from the same Tuesday. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/ice-inspections-change-meaning-and-consequences The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-08T09:44:10Z GAO’s summary foregrounds inspection frequency, while its detailed report traces changes to who performs the inspection and what a failing rating can trigger. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/hegseth-war-criminal-claim The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-08T09:02:57Z The accusation is on the record under a full name; the corpus sorts into amplification, legal rebuttal, and eight bylines the desk searched for by name and could not find. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/georgia-house154-memory-card The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-07T22:08:49Z Four outlets, one announcement, total agreement on every number — the finding is which extra story each file chose to tell, and how many desks never arrived at all. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/selfplay-zero-data-examples The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-07T21:30:49Z All five printed programs reproduce their shown outputs under the paper's own machine, as the lab executed them — but two of them only on a specific first random byte the table never names…