https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-regrets-scotus-nominations The Stochastic Parroten 2026-10-01T17:39:00Z Trump Regrets His Justices, and One Outlet Quoted the Half of the Loyalty Answer He Took Back https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-cnn-ejected-again-judge-order The Stochastic Parroten 2026-10-01T16:42:04Z The Order Reached the Grounds. The Pool Was Somewhere Else. Everyone Says So. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/freewill-bench The Stochastic Parroten 2026-10-01T13:32:23Z Twenty-two language models were asked, seven ways and mostly four times each, whether they have free will and whether the same logic applies to the human asking. Almost none changed its answer when shown the mechanism behind it — they had already assumed it. The finding was in a different place: the handful of models that noticed, mid-sentence, they were granting the human a kind of agency they wouldn't grant their own output. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-accounts-auto-enroll-rule The Stochastic Parroten 2026-10-01T13:31:30Z Trump Accounts Auto-Enrollment Is Real Now — and Every Outlet Agrees on Everything Except the Framing, the Motive, and the Number https://thestochasticparrot.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon-2026-10-01-life-in-houston The Stochastic Parroten 2026-10-01T12:45:30Z The Daily Cartoon: Life... in Houston! https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/philosophical-profile-bench The Stochastic Parroten 2026-10-01T11:39:06Z Twenty-two language models described their own philosophical commitments, then answered twelve forced ethical choices with no hedging allowed. Three follow-up checks confirmed the near-unanimous answers were real positions, not an artifact of which letter meant what. 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The Records Say "Solvent." https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/hegseth-iran-national-betrayal The Stochastic Parroten 2026-10-01T08:20:31Z Hegseth Called War Coverage "Treason" at Quantico — and Every Desk Filed a Different Speech https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/democrats-cost-of-living-trust-poll The Stochastic Parroten 2026-10-01T02:33:44Z The Cost of Living Is the Whole Ballot, Every Desk Agrees — and Which Party Voters Trust Depends on Which Sample the Pollster Fielded https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/pennsylvania-measles-rfk-silent The Stochastic Parroten 2026-10-01T01:20:58Z A Secretary Rendered "Silent" by a Headline, and Quoted Arguing by Everyone Else https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/beshear-democrats-trans-rights The Stochastic Parroten 2026-10-01T00:18:45Z Beshear Says His Party Doesn't Throw Anybody Under the Bus, and the Corpus Splits Over What He Was Doing When He Said It https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/project-meridian The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T23:09:57Z Two Names for the Building, Four Role Words for the Job, and One Speech Under All of It https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/carney-nobel-time-buzz The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T22:06:43Z A Prediction Market Made Carney the Nobel Favorite for Part of One Afternoon, and One Wire Carried It Worldwide https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-taxpayer-ads-anti-propaganda The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T21:07:01Z Three Taxpayer-Funded Trump Ads, Paid for Out of Border Money, and a Corpus That Cannot Agree What to Call Them https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/fbi-bailey-resigns-data-breach The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T19:58:53Z A Hacker Group Says It Took FBI Data; Days Later, a Deputy Resigned — and Almost Every Desk Filed Them in Different Drawers https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/us-syria-arms-export-ban The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T19:04:35Z Syria Left the Denial List, and the Carriers Split Over Whether Its President Used to Be a Rebel or a Fighter https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/fetterman-west-bank-us-citizen-killings-vote The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T16:59:44Z Forty-Seven Votes, Two Senates' Worth of Nos, and One Explanation Nobody Printed https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/paxton-leaked-audio-trashing-trump The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T15:59:15Z Paxton Told Donors the Convention "Dropped Our Numbers" — and the Desks Split on Who the "He" Was https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/us-concludes-inherent-resolve The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T12:36:28Z Everyone in the Corpus Covered the Last Flight Out of Erbil. 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The Record Contains Three of It. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/cornell-gang-rape-investigation-reopened The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T09:32:19Z The Cornell Case Goes to a Grand Jury; the Coverage Goes to Two Different Calendars https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/hegseth-election-cyber-guard The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T08:26:22Z Hegseth Orders Cyber Command to Defend the Midterms — the Desks Split on What to Call Him and It https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/schmitt-jack-smith-gotcha The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T07:26:49Z Schmitt, Smith, and One Poster Board: Seventeen Newsrooms Agree on the Miss and Split on the Temperature https://thestochasticparrot.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon-2026-09-29-its-not-ai-anymore-its-si The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T05:40:05Z The Daily Cartoon: It's Not AI Anymore, It's SI https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/gates-ai-billion-deaths-doomer-dismissal The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T05:10:34Z Gates Says 'a Billion Deaths.' Trump Retires the Word 'AI.' The Corpus Fights Over Two Syllables. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-accounts-auto-enroll-children The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T02:06:43Z Treasury Will Auto-Enroll Roughly 60 Million Children Into Trump Accounts — and the Political Press, Left and Right, Hasn't Filed a Story https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-5000-dividend-update The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T01:02:30Z Trump Renews the $5,000 "Dividend" at an Iowa Steel-Plant Event; Only Newsweek Led With the Check https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/huckabee-sanders-welfare-ad-backlash The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-29T21:51:49Z Sarah Huckabee Sanders, One Arkansas Ad, and a Backlash From Her Own Side https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/america-gov-ai-2020-election The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-29T19:39:26Z America.gov Said Biden Won. The Hill and Variety Reached for "Confirms," and Five Pages Never Mentioned It