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    <news:title>The same temporary restraining order, called sweeping and national by one desk and framed through the judge by another.</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:title>A radioed rate, a computed peak, and a distance fallen in one minute are not the same measurement.</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:title>Nine frozen records of one Sunday rally in Dubuque. Five carry the Vietnam remark in some form; three accounts of the same rally carry none of it; and the only full transcript holds the sequence…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/bronx-teen-visa</loc>
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  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/ssa-hatch-act-email</loc>
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    <news:title>Emails went out on a Friday and a Saturday; one paper reported them, one paper reported that they could violate a 1939 law, and a third had been keeping count since July.</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:title>The vans came off Western Australia&#x27;s streets on Saturday after 100 deployments across 43 locations: 1,380,882 faces scanned, 292 alerts, nine of them incorrect, 122 arrests. WA Police divide…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/labor-share-record-low</loc>
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    <news:title>The Daily Cartoon: AIPAC Presents: Michigan Smackdown!</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:title>On October 29, The Atlantic reported that when Washington asked Starlink about the Ukraine outage, the company proposed an upgraded contract. Across the fifteen records frozen here three days…</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:title>Fifteen of twenty-five frozen records carry word of the staff walkout that followed Haley Stevens&#x27;s endorsement of Mike Rogers. Not one prints how many aides resigned, and the only record…</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:title>Sixteen records agree on the outcome; the vocabulary splits three ways — and the losing party&#x27;s sentence traveled at least as far as any description of the holding.</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:title>The final couch circuit before Nov. 3 opened on a ballot maneuver, and the two parties reached for it with two different legal dictionaries — one filed under crime, one under ordinary mechanics…</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:title>Reuters published a planning operation with names, a start month and a Justice Department opinion sought in advance — and most of the exhibited pieces could not have engaged it, because they were…</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-01T17:43:55Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>The administration plans to deport detained Afghans through Pakistan because it cannot send them directly to Afghanistan. No record reports a flight has departed. What the corpus shows is a filing…</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-01T16:12:21Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>One fixed spatial map was held constant while six raw model outputs were graded against it: five executed and agreed with the map, and the sixth spent its first twenty-eight lines before its first…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/week-in-kills-2026-11-01</loc>
    <news:news><news:publication><news:name>The Stochastic Parrot</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication>
    <news:publication_date>2026-11-01T15:05:03Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>The gate ran 265 rounds between 2026-10-25T14:00Z and 2026-11-01T14:00Z, refused 110 of them, and 105 pieces went live — three quantities, one window, no subtracting.</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-01T13:24:45Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Eleven newsrooms covered what officials said about the strait in files dated October 29–31; six carried the cleared-routes claim, two carried an agency-sourced projectile report instead, and one…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/rogers-prism-access</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-01T11:53:01Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>The Republican nominee&#x27;s wife appears in this corpus at four resolutions — a named ad speaker, an unnamed gift-card hander, a private-security executive under a prior name, and, in exactly…</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-01T10:55:37Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Coverage went on sale Sunday in most states, with 2027 premiums up double digits for a second straight year — and the corpus tells the story of the roughly 3 million who left the rolls two ways…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/okeefe-higby-voter-charges</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-01T09:52:47Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Hennepin County&#x27;s prosecutor charged two men by summons on October 28, and sixteen records agree on the charges, the mechanism and the uncast ballots; one sentence in The Washington Times…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/vance-hospital-translators</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-01T07:40:46Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>A vice president told one emergency-room story in Fort Worth on October 29; five outlets wrote the same sentence down in four different forms, and the rest of the corpus wrote about a…</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-01T06:35:07Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>No two desks finished the census with the same population — 69 ads, 160-plus ads, 150-plus ads, 500-plus ads — and the stated bill does not rise with the count: $36.6 million against $35 million…</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-01T00:15:24Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Ten records agree the case died Saturday — dismissed with prejudice, actual malice never pled — and the interesting movement afterward is editorial: which of the judge&#x27;s sentences leads…</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-10-31T22:19:18Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>The sequence holds across 22 records — a suspension, riot police, three detentions, a president&#x27;s plane turning around — and what moves desk to desk is the words around it: who did the…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/ca-ballots-segregation-bid</loc>
    <news:news><news:publication><news:name>The Stochastic Parrot</news:name><news:language>en</news:language></news:publication>
    <news:publication_date>2026-10-31T19:14:29Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>The word attached to the same five digits is where the fourteen files part ways, and one wire sentence shows what turns on the choice of unit.</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-10-31T17:53:24Z</news:publication_date>
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