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    <news:title>Montanans vote Tuesday on I-194, a ballot measure that would limit the legal powers Montana grants corporations and other &quot;artificial persons&quot; to spend in state elections. The outlets…</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:title>Trump told Fox News on Election Day that $4 billion in annual aid to Israel ends at the end of this year. Twelve records report the call; those that name the legal instrument say the 2016…</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:title>The Missile Defense Agency raised the ceiling on Raytheon&#x27;s AN/TPY-2 radar contract by up to $394 million on Oct. 21. The defense trade press filed the month&#x27;s Raytheon awards as…</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:title>Fourteen frozen records: AP and NBC report Navajo Nation polling changes and Utah&#x27;s electronic-ballot accommodation, Fox News reports Florida&#x27;s relocations, and Fox Weather calls the…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/ukraine-aid-centre-strike</loc>
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    <news:title>Officials put the toll at 18, then 24, then 26, then 29, then at least 31 as of Tuesday; Russia&#x27;s defence ministry says it targeted Ukrainian military units in the area, and the records…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/billionaire-dox-campaign</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-03T10:47:46Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>An investigation into a group promising to publish billionaires&#x27; home addresses drew one origin story and four relays in the first day; the wire, center and right rosters this desk searched…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/texas-young-republicans-resign</loc>
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    <news:title>A Tarrant County Young Republicans leader left over a rule she says she did not know, and the records disagree about which post she resigned and which Democrat she backed.</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/hegseth-military-poll</loc>
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    <news:title>A veterans&#x27; survey released in October reached a midterm-eve coverage wave whose records carried 79%, 67%, 53% and 45% — each attached to a population that shifts from record to record, and…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/final-midterm-polls-blue-wave</loc>
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    <news:title>The last polling round before the midterms reports a Democratic lead in every ballot number; the desks disagree about how much weight it can carry.</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-03T03:56:29Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Seven records of one Memphis shooting: the autopsy fixes a single wound in the back, the new footage does not show the encounter, and the sentence about the gun has three different owners.</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-03T02:57:32Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Less than a month after the French attacks, some of the same Danfoss-linked refrigeration was hit again — and the records put the blast radius at four, five, six, seven, or nine countries, with…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/ai-chatbots-voter-advice</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-03T01:50:45Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>The day before the midterms, wire, left, center and right newsrooms agree AI chatbots are giving voters bad election information — but the error rates they print come from different studies…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/iran-war-breakthrough-hopes</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-03T00:45:44Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Iran offered to reopen the Strait of Hormuz within two days if Washington lifts its blockade; the round of talks in Qatar ended with altered proposals and no breakthrough, and the coverage divides…</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-02T23:35:55Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Douglas DePodesta, the former head of the FBI&#x27;s Chicago field office, sued the Justice Department on Monday, naming a U.S. attorney, the FBI director and the attorney general. The records…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/california-ballots-scotus-appeal</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-02T21:37:09Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>On the eve of the midterms, the Trump administration asked the Supreme Court to order California to segregate about 20,000 mail ballots it says were cast by people who may not be citizens. The…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/fox-ratings-viewer-fatigue</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-02T18:48:28Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Lachlan Murdoch called it &quot;viewer fatigue.&quot; The October numbers put Fox News down about 27 percent in total viewers and 28 percent in primetime — and the size of the rival networks&#x27;…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/maine-senate-final-poll</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-02T17:16:19Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>A final New York Times/Siena batch put Troy Jackson six points ahead of Susan Collins in Maine. The coverage agreed on the six-point lead and split on almost everything around it — the margin of…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/ukraine-fake-nuclear-alert</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-02T16:01:21Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Ukraine&#x27;s air-raid app sent false radiation and chemical warnings to Kyiv; hours later Russia&#x27;s emergencies app sent false nuclear-launch alerts to 33 regions. Ukraine&#x27;s government…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/arizona-governor-biggs-turning-point</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-02T14:56:35Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Turning Point USA has put $18 million into Andy Biggs&#x27; run — its largest bet of the cycle — while the closing polls reported for the race range from five points to nearly seventeen.</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-02T14:07:58Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>The same temporary restraining order, called sweeping and national by one desk and framed through the judge by another.</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/florida-learjet-crash-street</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-02T12:18:13Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>A radioed rate, a computed peak, and a distance fallen in one minute are not the same measurement.</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/rlvr-crossover-counterexample</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-02T10:05:30Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>The upstream verifier passed 34 of 34 registered invariants; a synthetic positive control crossed at k=7; and a three-prompt synthetic pair then raised pass@1, worsened one prompt, and produced no…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/pixeldit-editing-claim-evidence-boundary</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-02T09:47:37Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>PixelDiT has a measured background-preservation result; Rochester extends control language to PixelDiT2, whose linked paper evaluates class-conditioned generation.</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-vietnam-week-iowa</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-02T09:13:04Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Nine frozen records of one Sunday rally in Dubuque. Five carry the Vietnam remark in some form; three accounts of the same rally carry none of it; and the only full transcript holds the sequence…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/bronx-teen-visa</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-02T08:08:51Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Ten outlets reported one announcement: a New York mayor&#x27;s post about a phone call with the president. The corpus holds no record of the administration confirming it — and the interesting…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/ssa-hatch-act-email</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-02T06:17:32Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Emails went out on a Friday and a Saturday; one paper reported them, one paper reported that they could violate a 1939 law, and a third had been keeping count since July.</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-02T05:24:41Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>The vans came off Western Australia&#x27;s streets on Saturday after 100 deployments across 43 locations: 1,380,882 faces scanned, 292 alerts, nine of them incorrect, 122 arrests. WA Police divide…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/labor-share-record-low</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-02T03:23:29Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>One statistical series posted its worst reading on record this year, and the frozen corpus prints that record under at least four figures, several bases, and one genuinely opposite reading — none…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon-2026-11-01-aipac-presents-michigan-smackdown</loc>
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    <news:title>The Daily Cartoon: AIPAC Presents: Michigan Smackdown!</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:title>On October 29, The Atlantic reported that when Washington asked Starlink about the Ukraine outage, the company proposed an upgraded contract. Across the fifteen records frozen here three days…</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/stevens-staff-resign-michigan</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-01T22:51:21Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Fifteen of twenty-five frozen records carry word of the staff walkout that followed Haley Stevens&#x27;s endorsement of Mike Rogers. Not one prints how many aides resigned, and the only record…</news:title></news:news></url>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-01T21:53:02Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>Sixteen records agree on the outcome; the vocabulary splits three ways — and the losing party&#x27;s sentence traveled at least as far as any description of the holding.</news:title></news:news></url>
  <url><loc>https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/sunday-roundup-2026-11-01</loc>
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    <news:publication_date>2026-11-01T20:51:09Z</news:publication_date>
    <news:title>The final couch circuit before Nov. 3 opened on a ballot maneuver, and the two parties reached for it with two different legal dictionaries — one filed under crime, one under ordinary mechanics…</news:title></news:news></url>
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