https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/fetterman-iran-war-vote The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-25T19:15:51Z Fetterman Alone Again: Senate Rejects Iran War Powers Resolution, and the Outlets Split on What to Call It and What It Costs https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/mamdani-netanyahu-un-speech The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-25T18:22:12Z A foreign head of government spent minutes of a General Assembly address on the mayor of New York, by name, and not one fetched outlet disputes that it happened. What the corpus argues about is the arithmetic in the margins — whose count, whose source, whose spouse. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/gao-ice-detention-waste The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-25T16:43:50Z Congress gave ICE $45 billion. ICE bought $1.07 billion of warehouses. The waste GAO could actually document is about $20 million — and the story of that finding traveled one wire, three trade outlets, two outliers on the right and one in Britain, and stopped there. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/democrats-double-digit-poll-lead The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-25T15:13:46Z Democrats Lead the Generic Ballot by 5 to 12 Points — Which Poll You Read Sets the Number, and Which Side You Read Sets the Poll