https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/fetterman-west-bank-us-citizen-killings-vote The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T16:59:44Z Fetterman Alone With the GOP on West Bank Killings, and a Tally the Desks Total Two Ways https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/paxton-leaked-audio-trashing-trump The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T15:59:15Z Paxton Told Donors the Convention "Dropped Our Numbers" — and the Desks Split on Who the "He" Was https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/us-concludes-inherent-resolve The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T12:36:28Z Everyone in the Corpus Covered the Last Flight Out of Erbil. Nobody Counted the Passengers. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/crockett-pac-endorsements-talarico-omitted The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T10:42:12Z Crockett's PAC Published One List on Monday. 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Trump Retires the Word 'AI.' The Corpus Fights Over Two Syllables. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-accounts-auto-enroll-children The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T02:06:43Z Treasury Will Auto-Enroll Roughly 60 Million Children Into Trump Accounts — and the Political Press, Left and Right, Hasn't Filed a Story https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-5000-dividend-update The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-30T01:02:30Z Trump Renews the $5,000 "Dividend" at an Iowa Steel-Plant Event; Only Newsweek Led With the Check https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/huckabee-sanders-welfare-ad-backlash The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-29T21:51:49Z Sarah Huckabee Sanders, One Arkansas Ad, and a Backlash From Her Own Side https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/america-gov-ai-2020-election The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-29T19:39:26Z America.gov Said Biden Won. The Hill and Variety Reached for "Confirms," and Five Pages Never Mentioned It https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/paxton-child-predator-sentence The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-29T18:36:34Z Paxton Says Hoffman "Served 60 Days." His Own Side's Reporting Says 29. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/hegseth-pentagon-leadership-cuts The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-29T17:36:46Z Hegseth Will Cut a Fifth of the Pentagon's Flag Ranks. Fox Broke It at Breakfast; the Left and the Wires Were Still Dark at Fetch Time https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/jack-smith-senate-testimony The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-29T16:38:40Z Jack Smith sat before the Senate Judiciary Committee at 9:00 EDT and told it he would not stop talking. 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Asked About Crosses, the Chairman Produced One Ambiguous Sentence. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/el-sayed-rogers-dueling-endorsements The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-29T11:08:59Z Michigan's two largest editorial boards each disqualified the other side's candidate. The corpus holds no fact either side got wrong — only a word each board aimed the other way. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/the-machine-that-only-points The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-29T07:54:30Z A new instrument now sits beside every shift, on trial, logging what it would have done. 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