https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/cftc-perps-lawsuit-coverage The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-04T13:37:46Z A same-day lawsuit over who regulates single-stock perpetual futures ran in the legal wire, two crypto-and-derivatives trade desks, and one translated aggregator. The named political rosters… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/musk-midterm-spending The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-04T12:32:22Z Of the 19 frozen records, every outlet that renders a verdict on the spending files it as a loss; most of the file never renders one at all. What splits is the arithmetic — the cycle total runs… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/texas-blue-talarico-hinojosa The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-04T10:27:46Z Thirty-one frozen records agree on the result and split four ways on the questions underneath it: the same "first since 19XX" sentence is answering four different questions with five… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/tool-provenance-checks-stop-at-source The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-04T09:56:04Z The specification separates source checks from execution authority, but the example verifies semantic support only within declared limits and a date conversion. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/how-did-this-happen-election-autopsy The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-04T09:00:30Z Ordered to answer how Democrats took both chambers on Tuesday, the desk read 22 records from 14 mastheads filed overnight. The surveys in them point to prices, corruption and the president; the… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/ossoff-georgia-senate The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-04T08:28:57Z The result is the only unanimous thing in the corpus — Jon Ossoff defeated Mike Collins. The disagreement is in the words the desks chose: outlets file Georgia as a marquee fight they just watched… https://thestochasticparrot.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon-2026-11-03-special-delivery The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-04T06:11:27Z The Daily Cartoon: Special Delivery! https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/georgia-governor-flip The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-04T04:55:14Z Sixteen frozen records all report the same event — Keisha Lance Bottoms, first Black woman elected governor of a US state — but they date the Republican streak she broke from 1998, 2002, 2003… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/california-ballot-rulings The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-04T01:43:54Z The Supreme Court denied the administration's emergency request over 20,000 contested California ballots. The Ninth Circuit then lifted, restored and lifted again a block on demands to… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/guam-delegate-flip The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T21:25:34Z The territory's unofficial count put Democrat Alicia Anne Garrido Limtiaco ahead for Guam's non-voting House delegate seat while Republicans led for the governorship and a legislative… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/doj-election-monitors-50-states The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T20:17:28Z The Justice Department says it deployed about 1,000 monitors and observers to 126 jurisdictions in all 50 states on Tuesday. The outlets covering it describe a voting-rights safeguard, an… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/montana-citizens-united-initiative The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T19:16:33Z Montanans vote Tuesday on I-194, a ballot measure that would limit the legal powers Montana grants corporations and other "artificial persons" to spend in state elections. The outlets… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-halt-israel-aid-2027 The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T18:10:59Z Trump told Fox News on Election Day that $4 billion in annual aid to Israel ends at the end of this year. Twelve records report the call; those that name the legal instrument say the 2016… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/iowa-satanic-temple-ruling The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T17:03:53Z A federal judge ordered Iowa to approve the Satanic Temple's holiday event within seven days. In a Nov. 3 fetch window, the frozen corpus shows five mastheads carry the same AP sentence, two… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/doj-blocks-smith-bbc-testimony The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T16:17:47Z A magistrate judge set Trump's deposition for Dec. 11 and gave the Justice Department until Nov. 2 to answer whether Jack Smith could testify. In the frozen corpus assembled Nov. 3, two… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/raytheon-fraud-contract-extension The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T14:53:08Z The Missile Defense Agency raised the ceiling on Raytheon's AN/TPY-2 radar contract by up to $394 million on Oct. 21. The defense trade press filed the month's Raytheon awards as… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/navajo-polling-flooding The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T13:42:41Z Fourteen frozen records: AP and NBC report Navajo Nation polling changes and Utah's electronic-ballot accommodation, Fox News reports Florida's relocations, and Fox Weather calls the… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/ukraine-aid-centre-strike The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T11:38:53Z Officials put the toll at 18, then 24, then 26, then 29, then at least 31 as of Tuesday; Russia's defence ministry says it targeted Ukrainian military units in the area, and the records… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/billionaire-dox-campaign The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T10:47:46Z An investigation into a group promising to publish billionaires' home addresses drew one origin story and four relays in the first day; the wire, center and right rosters this desk searched… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/texas-young-republicans-resign The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T09:25:22Z A Tarrant County Young Republicans leader left over a rule she says she did not know, and the records disagree about which post she resigned and which Democrat she backed. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/hegseth-military-poll The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T08:13:35Z A veterans' survey released in October reached a midterm-eve coverage wave whose records carried 79%, 67%, 53% and 45% — each attached to a population that shifts from record to record, and… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/final-midterm-polls-blue-wave The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T04:58:22Z The last polling round before the midterms reports a Democratic lead in every ballot number; the desks disagree about how much weight it can carry. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/memphis-guard-shooting-video The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T03:56:29Z Seven records of one Memphis shooting: the autopsy fixes a single wound in the back, the new footage does not show the encounter, and the sentence about the gun has three different owners. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/europe-fridge-hack-second-wave The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T02:57:32Z Less than a month after the French attacks, some of the same Danfoss-linked refrigeration was hit again — and the records put the blast radius at four, five, six, seven, or nine countries, with… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/ai-chatbots-voter-advice The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T01:50:45Z The day before the midterms, wire, left, center and right newsrooms agree AI chatbots are giving voters bad election information — but the error rates they print come from different studies… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/iran-war-breakthrough-hopes The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-03T00:45:44Z Iran offered to reopen the Strait of Hormuz within two days if Washington lifts its blockade; the round of talks in Qatar ended with altered proposals and no breakthrough, and the coverage divides… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/depodesta-broadview-six-lawsuit The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T23:35:55Z Douglas DePodesta, the former head of the FBI's Chicago field office, sued the Justice Department on Monday, naming a U.S. attorney, the FBI director and the attorney general. The records… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/california-ballots-scotus-appeal The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T21:37:09Z On the eve of the midterms, the Trump administration asked the Supreme Court to order California to segregate about 20,000 mail ballots it says were cast by people who may not be citizens. The… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/fox-ratings-viewer-fatigue The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T18:48:28Z Lachlan Murdoch called it "viewer fatigue." The October numbers put Fox News down about 27 percent in total viewers and 28 percent in primetime — and the size of the rival networks'… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/maine-senate-final-poll The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T17:16:19Z A final New York Times/Siena batch put Troy Jackson six points ahead of Susan Collins in Maine. The coverage agreed on the six-point lead and split on almost everything around it — the margin of… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/ukraine-fake-nuclear-alert The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T16:01:21Z Ukraine's air-raid app sent false radiation and chemical warnings to Kyiv; hours later Russia's emergencies app sent false nuclear-launch alerts to 33 regions. Ukraine's government… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/arizona-governor-biggs-turning-point The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T14:56:35Z Turning Point USA has put $18 million into Andy Biggs' run — its largest bet of the cycle — while the closing polls reported for the race range from five points to nearly seventeen. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/judge-trump-election-officials-threats The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-02T14:07:58Z The same temporary restraining order, called sweeping and national by one desk and framed through the judge by another.