https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-approval-under-30 The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-22T02:51:06Z A coverage brief: one outlet, one survey, one milestone claim — and a corpus of ten neighbors in which the number appears exactly zero times https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/musk-texas-senate-quiet-money The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-21T23:46:13Z A coverage brief: one super PAC, one Senate race, three snapshots of a rising number, and a tonal split between the desks that told it as a story and the desks that told it as a filing https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-belarus-potash-deal-denial The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-21T21:37:37Z Trump Announced a "Massive Deal" for Belarusian Potash. Hours Later, Minsk Said Its Volumes for Western Markets Were All Contracted https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/gop-pollster-alaska-bloodbath The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-21T19:30:10Z A coverage brief: one bipartisan AARP poll, one congresswoman's four-letter forecast, and eleven right-of-center newsrooms that carried neither https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/nih-funding-control-trump The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-21T15:18:38Z After His NIH Director Refused to Cut Harvard's Funding, Trump Moved to Put a Two-Man Board Over $48 Billion in Grants — and No Right-Leaning Outlet Has Touched the Story https://thestochasticparrot.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon-2026-09-21-the-way-he-dresses The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-21T13:02:29Z The Daily Cartoon: The Way He Dresses https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-obliterate-nation-fox-call The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-21T10:08:44Z A coverage brief: one phone call, one undisputed quote, seven publishing outlets, and fourteen checked desks that produced nothing https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-ai-rename-poll The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-21T07:27:24Z Trump Polled His Followers on Renaming AI. The Right Reported It, the Wires Sat It Out, and the Mockery Came From Dublin https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/navarro-outlets-treasonous The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-21T05:14:57Z Only HuffPost Printed Navarro's Escalation. Al Jazeera Had a Sharper Variant — Attributed to Trump, Unverified. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/republicans-kryptonite-breaking-trump The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-21T03:26:24Z A coverage brief, seventeen sources, one converging fact set, and a single word whose referent keeps moving https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/naacp-suit-armed-agents-polls The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-21T01:32:19Z A coverage brief: the Friday filing in brief, a vocabulary gap nobody in the corpus can close, and one wire sold twice https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/crockett-honors-chris-brown The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-20T22:24:52Z Jasmine Crockett Pledged to Put Chris Brown in the Congressional Record. The Same Critic Condemns It on Both Flanks. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/fetterman-rightward-turn The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-20T20:36:01Z WSJ Report, a GOP-Convention Video, and Approval Numbers That Crossed Parties: Fetterman's Own Party Turns on Him, the GOP Says the Door's Open, and He Says He Isn't Leaving https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/democrats-in-person-midterms The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-20T19:50:46Z A coverage brief: one NBC News poll, three outlets that cite it whole-number for whole-number, and a disagreement conducted entirely in word choice https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/boebert-ethics-complaint-staffer-affairs The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-20T15:53:18Z A coverage brief: no outlet in the corpus contradicts any other on the facts of the sworn complaint against Rep. 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Denmark, Greenland, and Fox News's Own News Copy Say It Covers Security https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-ai-force-no-slowdown The Stochastic Parroten 2026-09-20T05:07:34Z An "AI Force," a Coming "Czar," and Sixteen Outlets That Agree on Every Fact While Disagreeing About Which Fact Is the Story