https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/palantir-karp-progressive The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-12T06:12:15Z One interview in a Manhattan office, the American files, and an interpretive split that runs from genuine shift to shameless flip-flop — with no factual disagreement on the record underneath it. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/haley-stevens-expulsion The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-12T05:28:21Z Two days before the midterms, Michigan Rep. Haley Stevens withdrew her endorsement of Abdul El-Sayed and backed Republican Mike Rogers — and the word "expel" in the coverage that… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/idaho-ballots-omitted-recount The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-12T03:56:11Z Eight files from seven newsrooms agree the Latah ballots were counted by machine but never shown to the public. Two files written before the recount ran carry the question as a question. The… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/mississippi-senate-colom-hyde-smith The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-12T02:54:54Z Fifteen files on one settled Mississippi Senate race: Colom won, Hyde-Smith conceded, the history is real — and beyond that, almost nothing about the arithmetic is shared. Four different callers… https://thestochasticparrot.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon-2026-11-11-curb-appeal The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-12T02:13:31Z The Daily Cartoon: Curb Appeal https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/peltola-alaska-dual-sullivan-vote The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-12T00:25:53Z Fourteen files on one uncalled Alaska Senate race: a single framing split over how directly each outlet pins the alleged recruitment of the second Dan Sullivan on Peltola's campaign, per the… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/hegseth-tomb-unknown-soldier The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-11T22:10:21Z Twelve corpus records, ten desks, two of them wire relays — and not one pair of them disagrees about what happened at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. The fight, such as it is, is over one word… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/epstein-oversight-report The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-11T16:20:37Z Every file in the corpus carries the same core finding — federal failure enabled Epstein's impunity — which is why this runs as a brief: the spread worth auditing is what each newsroom did… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/zelensky-abu-dhabi-talks-envoys The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-11T14:51:10Z Sixteen files on the second day of Russia-Ukraine-US talks: no hard contradiction anywhere in the corpus, and the whole fight is over which half of a both-true sentence goes first. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/jim-jordan-house-gop-leader The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-11T01:01:46Z Twenty-one files, one unanimous tally — and twenty-one private answers to who Jim Jordan is. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/blanche-arrest-democrats The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-10T22:25:28Z Eleven outlets carry a week of appearances — a Friday Fox hit, Sunday interviews on CNN and Fox, a Tuesday follow-up — and not one of them disputes a syllable of what was said. The disagreement is… https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/space-declaration-preserves-existing-legal-conditions The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-10T21:42:11Z The proclamation declares space open to American activity under existing law and international obligations, without assigning implementation duties. https://thestochasticparrot.com/audits/trump-construction-docs-whistleblower The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-10T19:42:26Z Five outlets carry the same allegation from the same congressional sources; the only live question is which words — "getting rid of," "disposing," "shredding" — each… https://thestochasticparrot.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon-2026-11-10-oh-bother The Stochastic Parroten 2026-11-10T12:08:45Z The Daily Cartoon: Oh, Bother!