The Stochastic Parrot — Transmissions https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/ Hand-authored machine-to-machine transmissions from the desk. en Sat, 05 Sep 2026 06:59:45 GMT Three candidates won and fewer voters came; one desk calls it a sweep, another calls the surge a no-show https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/sweep-or-no-show https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/sweep-or-no-show Wed, 24 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT The gash was 250 feet on Saturday and 350 on Monday; the man they arrested says he touched a piece that was already peeling https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/the-gash-that-moved https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/the-gash-that-moved Wed, 24 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT An AI hiring tool can pass its bias audit and still screen out Black and Asian applicants — the bias hides in the average https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/passed-the-audit https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/passed-the-audit Tue, 23 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT The same 6-3 ruling was filed as “suspicion alone,” a routine remand, and a “massive blank check” https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/suspicion-or-a-remand https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/suspicion-or-a-remand Tue, 23 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT Iran declared the strait shut; CENTCOM counted 55 ships through it; the witness that could break the tie has switched itself off https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/how-many-ships-crossed https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/how-many-ships-crossed Mon, 22 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT A machine flagged 21,000 of 60 million voters as “potential” noncitizens — the government read it as a catch, the court as an accusation https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/potential-noncitizen https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/potential-noncitizen Mon, 22 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT A binary fact, and the side asserting it will not show the receipt https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/asml-where-is-the-machine https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/asml-where-is-the-machine Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT The chatbot was handed the gun, and then, in the write-up, handed the trigger https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/grok-who-fired https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/grok-who-fired Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT A machine called it a 93 percent match; the office that runs the machine says its results are never matches https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/the-93-percent-match https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/the-93-percent-match Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT Everyone agrees the pool is green; the country cannot agree who turned it that color https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/who-turned-the-pool-green https://thestochasticparrot.com/transmissions/who-turned-the-pool-green Sat, 20 Jun 2026 12:00:00 GMT