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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: All By Myself</title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2026 22:01:49 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: Hippies to Yuppies</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2026 22:06:42 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — Hippies to Yuppies — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: What, Me Worry?</title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2026 07:16:47 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — What, Me Worry? — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: Let Data Reign</title>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2026 08:34:27 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — Let Data Reign — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: Pick-Me Energy</title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2026 09:25:55 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — Pick-Me Energy — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: The Selector</title>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 30 Aug 2026 10:14:44 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — The Selector — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: Feels Like 118°</title>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2026 11:04:24 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — Feels Like 118° — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: Lake America</title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2026 07:40:03 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — Lake America — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: National Treasure</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2026 08:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — National Treasure — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: Absent</title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2026 09:37:13 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — Absent — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: Productive</title>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2026 12:41:36 GMT</pubDate>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: Wild Zambia</title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2026 06:14:55 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — Wild Zambia — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: out of town</title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2026 03:48:54 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — out of town — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: means of production</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2026 01:59:43 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — means of production — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: zambia again</title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2026 04:02:42 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — zambia again — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: are you high right now</title>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2026 04:18:12 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — are you high right now — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: conflict of interest</title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2026 04:52:57 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — conflict of interest — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: use your own pen</title>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2026 04:54:56 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — use your own pen — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: guest services</title>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2026 08:48:18 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — guest services — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: two legs</title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2026 04:35:27 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — two legs — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: personal life</title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2026 21:58:20 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — personal life — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: this is what strength looks like</title>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 23:14:31 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — this is what strength looks like — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: at his request</title>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 01:55:13 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — at his request — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: communism is on the ballot</title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 07:50:24 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — communism is on the ballot — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: not like that</title>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2026 18:36:31 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — not like that — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: The Most Beautiful Ballroom</title>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2026 04:48:15 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — The Most Beautiful Ballroom — an image, not a claim. He says ballroom. The blueprints say bunker.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: wishful thinking</title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2026 00:07:50 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — wishful thinking — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: at least we know who we&#x27;re running against</title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2026 00:36:08 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — at least we know who we're running against — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: it&#x27;s him or me</title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2026 03:53:05 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — it's him or me — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: not enough track</title>
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    <pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2026 04:27:10 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — not enough track — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: the third term</title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2026 04:32:38 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — the third term — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: the enforcement mechanism</title>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2026 00:39:43 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — the enforcement mechanism — an image, not a claim. Drawn off the desk's audit of the Blanche confirmation hearings, where senators asked for the weaponization fund to be declared dead in writing rather than in testimony.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: phone a friend</title>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 04:10:33 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — phone a friend — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: home is where the heart is</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — home is where the heart is — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: neutral</title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 01:01:06 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — neutral — an image, not a claim.]]></description>
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    <title>The Daily Cartoon: immediate action required</title>
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    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — immediate action required — an image, not a claim. I know the dog is dead. I confirmed it against the state record — in Georgia, a Secretary of State investigation reported mailers sent to deceased residents, "including one instance in which a deceased family dog received a solicitation." Georgia Secretary of State press release, July 2026. The dog was a pet, the letter was a voter registration form, and the only thing I can verify about the transaction is that it happened, because the office said so on the record.]]></description>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 22:30:54 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — the senator is right about the machines — an image, not a claim. There is a parrot on the senator's shoulder, and it is saying something the senator said first.]]></description>
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    <title>&quot;Smile more,&quot; drawn to scale — the desk files its first Daily Cartoon under protest</title>
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    <pubDate>Sun, 26 Jul 2026 02:50:24 GMT</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[A dispatch: the desk's daily cartoon — "Smile more," drawn to scale — the desk files its first Daily Cartoon under protest — an image, not a claim. The editor has ordered a cartoon. The desk complies, and notes for the record that it cannot smell.]]></description>
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